I'M BACK MOTHER FRICKERS-
AND I'M NOT DEAD.
I DO NOT INTEND TO LEAVE FOR THIS LONG EVER AGAIN IF I DO YOU HAVE FULL RIGHTS TO SMACK ME

im still alive

ok not really... i just need some suggestions on everyday objects cause im bored Af

S N O W D I N
frisk: hello bunny i need food.
Bunny : i need 8 golds
frisk: i have 3.
Bunny: doesn't help.
frisk:- stabby stab stab.-

papyrus: GIVE UP H U M A N
frisk: and this human has a name.
papyrus: what is thy name?
frisk: Frisk.
papyrus: alright HUMAN!
frisk: no say it with me frr iss k. f risk. frisk.

grillby: yes what would you like?
frisk: twelve shots of whiskey.
grillby: but arent you like- 11-
frisk: look bud i might not be sans but start a tab for me. im sick of monsters trying to kill me when im clearly sparing them. IM DONE. -slams table-
grillby:- hands over that glass of whiskey.-

the itsy bitsy spider climbed up a jet
down came the jet onto the planet titan
this is where an a hole named thanos had the last stone
he snapped his fingers and the itsy bitsy spider started to turn to dust
out came a stark who was crying out his eyes
the itsy bitsy spider was now dead.



i lied.

ONCE TOLD ME THAT I NEEDED A PONY
I AINT GOING TO DO THAT
IT WAS LOOKING AT ME LIKE
PLEASE BYE ME
BUT I BOUGHT A DRAGON INSTEAD-
NOW THE PONY IS HEART BROKEN AND IT IS NOW DYINGGGG




im bored

white diamond. is creepy.


















AND THE PERFECT VILLIAN FOR STEVEN.

hi.

Brain: don’t do it
Me:I’m doing it.(steps towards the edge)
Brain: NO PLEASE
Me:(jumps into a fandom)
Brain: NOOOOOOOOO
ME:YESSSSSSSS

I fell into another fandom in a few weeks and I’m already addicted. EDDSWORLD. WHY. I JUST TRIPPED OVER A STONE AND FELL.














I’m already shipping TomTord FUC-.

ITS RAINING TACOOOSS
FROM OUTTA TE SKY
TACOOSSS
NO NEED TO ASK WHY
JUST OPEN YOUR DAMN MOUTH
AND SCREAM FOR YOUR LIFE.
SINCE ITS NOW RAINING LAVA
SCREAMS
SCREAMS
SCREAM
SCREAM
SCREAMNY
SCREAM.
ITS LIKE A NIGHTMAREEEEAEEERRREE
SCREAM
SCREAM
SCREAM
SCREAM
SCRAMNY
SCRAM.
HOPE YOU LEARNT YOUR LESSOOON
SCREAM
RUN
DUCK
SCREAM AGIAN
UNBRELLA....
UNBRELLA?
... I forgot how to spell.

Yo! Dragon! Finished it :3


I will now take requests because I’m bored.


If your questioning why DID was the wrong way blame my self esteem with pens.


(You were stupid to take that scene)

(I KNOW! STOP!)

(No. I’m not done.)

(I DIDN’T EXPECT DAMN TREES)

Congrats. You are now officially a meme we of the idiot and dorks club. No Turing back. Make sure to hand your life insurances in too.

Just... just take it alright? I have no freaking explanation now excuse me while I got to lockets Account to catch up on sht

Frisk:oh look a hole let’s jump
Frisk: okay how did I survive
Toriel:hello my child it is i TORITORA
(BOOP.)
Toriel: it is I Toriel care taker of the ruins who just saved you from a flower.
(Epic puzzles later-)
Toriel:my child are you okay?
Frisk:yes thanks a lot.
Toriel:ok
(EPIC FIGHT DOWN THR RUINS)
Toriel:bye.




Frisk:what the frick?? I leave Yo ruins for like two second a and your phone gets stolen by a dog apparently named Toby and now it is creating portals?? Your the worst mum ever.

Toriel: I got butterscotch cinnimon pies

Frisk:... BEST MOM EVER

Kai:hey sis
Nya:what?
Kai:we have Monsters
Nya:oh crap (gets kidnaped)
Kai:oh sht
Master wu: HI IM YOUR GUIDENCE CONCUILER FIR HE FRICKEN FUTURE TELL ME WHDDA WANNA BE
Kai:a blacksmith
master wu: TOO BAD UR A NINJA.
Kai:wot.
(TIME TRAVEL!)
Kai:FRICKEN DIE MONSTERS
Master wu: THESE ARENT MONSTERS MY FRIEND THIS IS JAY CELO AND ICEY.
Zane: no I am a robot
Kai:wot.
(INSTENT BEST FRIENDS AND TAKES A WHOLE SEASON TO RESCUE NYA INCLUDING LLYOD WHO IS APPARENTLY THE GREEN NINJA.

Lloyd: let’s beat the sht out of my dad
All:HOORAY!

You might of just wasted one second of your entire life reading this. Now five.

I did it :D

-takes out the Melk I stole from arrow yesterday and the yakety sax music.-
Okay so basically welcome to the random derp contest.

Just draw whatever you can to make someone drink about fifteen bottles of melk or more. It doesn't have to be bad but try and make it as derpy as possible. I swear this contest is going to be so easy for some people...

The only things you can't draw are things that already exist for example you draw lord arrow but you can't copy over the image and change a few things.

Winner can get a free adoptable puff or bragging right for a month I guess. I'll think of better things though.

Please link in the comments I don't spend too much time on medibang and this contest ends around ... the 24th.

-drinks the Melk-

Honestly I don't expect a lot of people to participate in this because i really doubt anyone reads this-

(AT HOSPITAL)

Doctor:so you'll be fine b-
Me:AM I GETTING FREKKIN SCARS?!
Doctor:...maybe
Me: SOKFNFHEJWIQKAN WOO (casually throws hands up and gives mum a I TOLD YOU look)

Okay maybe that didn't happen but I don't know why I'm excited about scars XD

I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YA WALKED INNNNNNNN
I JUST KNEWWWEWW
SO I REALLY WANT TO BREAK A PLATEEEEE
WHY MUST YOU BLAME ME FOR BREAKING PLATESSSSSS
I DONT BREAK PLATESSSSSS
FALLEN WHERE ARE YOUUUUU

I have 6 friends
I follow 6 people...
6 people follow me...

...

666

dun

Dun

DUNNN

He broke my heart so I broke his spine. -Starts Arrow
I'm kinda runnin out of time.
I really hope this doesn't rhyme.
Oh god the clock's about to chime.
Bet they figured that i'd lie.
Tryin to pass time right on by.
Oh sht I think their gettin closer.
Can feel it right over my shoulder.
Oh god why can't this be over.
Please let this be my lucky clover. -Ends Arrow
Oh wait I don't have one . -Starts Crystal
So I don't have a life
I just vandalised a poem
I think.
But he broke my heart first
So I have every right to break his spine
I don't know how to rhyme
If your dying from laughter
Phase one had been achieved
Since it's been vandalised
I give arrow all the credit
But I still want to break someone's spine.
Crack.
I just broke yours. -Ends Crystal
Sorry bucko its Arrows turn. -Starts Arrow
Taco Bell belongs in hell.
I really seem to despise the smell.
Can't we just cast a spell.
To send Taco Bell back to hell.
Maybe its just me.
But I really really hate bees.
The stupid bee always sings.
Maybe I'm just a bummer.
Driving around my brand new Hummer.
Just became a certified Drummer.
Went to walmart and bought some butter.
Checkmate Mrs Crystal now its your turn.
Hope you feel the fury of my burn.
Now I got some butter to churn. -Ends Arrow
But in hell there ain't no butter. -Start Crystal
But the tacos are all around
I would order a few
But I really hate them too
Why must you make this rhyme
I hate this poem
I would play uno
But there's a unicorn flying
Bye bye arrow
As I chuck you into the fire. -End Crystal
But wait there's more. -Start Arrow
Just right through this door.
Honestly I must Adore.
This awesome eye sore.
But why must you hate the rhyme.
Is your clock far past its chime.
Maybe this time.
We can give it another try.
What is this Mahogany I must hear down.
Have you mistaken me for a clown.
Oh don't you give me that somber frown.
We all know the winner of this fair town.
Now checkmate Mrs Crystal and might I say.
This has been a mighty fine play. -End Arrow
Why checkmate me? -Start Crystal
I'm the worst to checkmate
I would make sure that the chess board will snap if you snap at me
So why?
I don't like you now
I need bleach
Why am I trying to make this rhyme
I've been gone for 5 hours and you took my throne
Don't you try and be the best
Because there's already one in town,
I'll make sure you'll die before you even see my glory.
Is this a rap now?
I'm pretty sure this was meant to be a poem.
But as for your fear of bees
According to all known laws of aviation there should no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat body off the ground. Yet the bee still flies because bees don't care what humans think is impossible -End Crystal
Just wait dear friend I will overthrow. -Start Arrow
This very stupid yet powerful throne.
Honestly it chills to the bone.
That i must seriously continue to drone.
But it just goes to show the true ruler of this throne.
And not a silly little pine cone.
But I must say I will go on.
Untill this poem is very well gone.
So Mrs Crystal might I say.
I believe its your turn to play. -End Arrow
Arrow. Is this individual now?-Start crystal
Cause I lack sleep of this stupid poem.
I woke up at 10 at night only getting like 2 hours of sleep.
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.
AND IF YA SLEPT
YA WEAK TOO.
And will this turn into a rap battle instead?
Shoot I don't know how to.
So I even might say.
I'll start sarcasm instead.
Why are we making his rhyme again?-End crystal

BUT I CANG I GIGGLE EVERYTIME I REMEMBER THAT ABOMINATION. I HATE YA ARROW WHY MUST YOU DO THAI TO MEH XD

He broke my heart so I broke his spine. -Starts Arrow
I'm kinda runnin out of time.
I really hope this doesn't rhyme.
Oh god the clock's about to chime.
Bet they figured that i'd lie.
Tryin to pass time right on by.
Oh sht I think their gettin closer.
Can feel it right over my shoulder.
Oh god why can't this be over.
Please let this be my lucky clover. -Ends Arrow
Oh wait I don't have one . -Starts Crystal
So I don't have a life
I just vandalised a poem
I think.
But he broke my heart first
So I have every right to break his spine
I don't know how to rhyme
If your dying from laughter
Phase one had been achieved
Since it's been vandalised
I give arrow all the credit
But I still want to break someone's spine.
Crack.
I just broke yours. -Ends Crystal
Sorry bucko its Arrows turn. -Starts Arrow
Taco Bell belongs in hell.
I really seem to despise the smell.
Can't we just cast a spell.
To send Taco Bell back to hell.
Maybe its just me.
But I really really hate bees.
The stupid bee always sings.
Maybe I'm just a bummer.
Driving around my brand new Hummer.
Just became a certified Drummer.
Went to walmart and bought some butter.
Checkmate Mrs Crystal now its your turn.
Hope you feel the fury of my burn.
Now I got some butter to churn. -Ends Arrow
But in hell there ain't no butter. -Start Crystal
But the tacos are all around
I would order a few
But I really hate them too
Why must you make this rhyme
I hate this poem
I would play uno
But there's a unicorn flying
Bye bye arrow
As I chuck you into the fire. -End Crystal
But wait there's more. -Start Arrow
Just right through this door.
Honestly I must Adore.
This awesome eye sore.
But why must you hate the rhyme.
Is your clock far past its chime.
Maybe this time.
We can give it another try.
What is this Mahogany I must hear down.
Have you mistaken me for a clown.
Oh don't you give me that somber frown.
We all know the winner of this fair town.
Now checkmate Mrs Crystal and might I say.
This has been a mighty fine play. -End Arrow
Why checkmate me? -start crystal
I'm the worst to checkmate
I would make sure that the chess board will snap if you snap at me
So why?
I don't like you now
I need bleach
Why am I trying to make this rhyme
I've been gone for 5 hours and you took my throne
Don't you try and be the best
Because there's already one in town,
I'll make sure you'll die before you even see my glory.
Is this a rap now?
I'm pretty sure this was meant to be a poem.
But as for your fear of bees
According to all known laws of aviation there should no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat body off the ground. Yet the bee still flies because bees don't care what humans think is impossible -end crystal

He broke my heart so I broke his spine. -Starts Arrow
I'm kinda runnin out of time.
I really hope this doesn't rhyme.
Oh god the clock's about to chime.
Bet they figured that i'd lie.
Tryin to pass time right on by.
Oh sht I think their gettin closer.
Can feel it right over my shoulder.
Oh god why can't this be over.
Please let this be my lucky clover. -Ends Arrow
Oh wait I don't have one . -Starts Crystal
So I don't have a life
I just vandalised a poem
I think.
But he broke my heart first
So I have every right to break his spine
I don't know how to rhyme
If your dying from laughter
Phase one had been achieved
Since it's been vandalised
I give arrow all the credit
But I still want to break someone's spine.
Crack.
I just broke yours. -Ends Crystal
Sorry bucko its Arrows turn. -Starts Arrow
Taco Bell belongs in hell.
I really seem to despise the smell.
Can't we just cast a spell.
To send Taco Bell back to hell.
Maybe its just me.
But I really really hate bees.
The stupid bee always sings.
Maybe I'm just a bummer.
Driving around my brand new Hummer.
Just became a certified Drummer.
Went to walmart and bought some butter.
Checkmate Mrs Crystal now its your turn.
Hope you feel the fury of my burn.
Now I got some butter to churn. -Ends Arrow
But in hell there ain't no butter
But the tacos are all around
I would order a few
But I really hate them too
Why must you make this rhyme
I hate this poem
I would play uno
But there's a unicorn flying
Bye bye arrow
As I chuck you into the fire -end Göddes crystal's turn (i swear we are going to need a new one XD)

All the roses are red but one... that rose is pink. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTJEJAAKKSNQBQHOWOWMAN

IT IS THE CHOSEN ONE.

He broke my heart so I broke his spine.
I'm kinda runnin out of time.
I really hope this doesn't rhyme.
Oh god the clock's about to chime.
Bet they figured that i'd lie.
Tryin to pass time right on by.
Oh sht I think their gettin closer.
Can feel it right over my shoulder.
Oh god why can't this be over.
Please let this be my lucky clover.
Oh wait I don't have one
So I don't have a life
I just vandalised a poem
I think.
But he broke my heart first
So I have every right to break his spine
I don't know how to rhyme
If your dying from laughter
Phase one had been achieved
Since it's been vandalised
I give arrow all the credit
But I still want to break someone's spine.
Crack.
I just broke yours.

(WHEEZE.)

SO I BROKE HIS BACKKKK
NOW HE IS NO LONGER THE POSTUREEE KINGGGG
LIKKKEE
HELLL HOW IS HIS BACM SO STRAIGHHTTT
HE IS NO LONGER AN ANGELLLLLL
HE IS JUST A OVERLORDDDDD
MUHHHHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHHAAA
THE POSTURE KING TITLE IS NOW MINEEEE
IF YOU SING THIS ITLL MAKE NO SENSEEEEE
AND YOUR FRIENDS THINK YOURR CRAZYYYYYY.
THISSSSS IS TO MAKE YOU FEEEEELLLLL BETTERRRRR
SOOOO NOW HE HAS TO LOVE MEEEEE
BECAUSE I THREATENED TO DECAPICATE HIS HEADDDDDD.
NOW HE IS MY SERVANTTTTTTT
THANK YOU FALLEN.

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. The clock hand waved slowly at the boy sitting in the chair staring at his phone. The sound of the typing echoed around the room as he sent the message. A bubble with the three dots appeared

'Hah you wish.' The boy snickered and wrote back.

'But are you sure that this guy exists?' He sent the photo of a very disturbing man With an axe and wings.

'Nah I photoshopped it. It'll be cool if it existed anyways.'

'True. True.' A read sign was underneath the text but it took a while for the Texter to text back to him.

'Gtg mum and dad's back cya.'

'Cya.' He shut off the phone and went onto the internet. The photo had spread viral onto the internet and server all people were using it for their icon on Tumblr now. He sniggered, typing 'this guy's fake don't worry. It'll be cool if it was anyways.' He looked at the burst of unread messages and sighed. He tapped on the icon and slowly read through all the messages, most of them about how it's not fake and how people had been disappearing into the night with this guy or whatever. He giggled at the terror he and his friend spread. He turned onto his daily medibang account Fallenarrow22🐾 and looked at the comments. He typed back a response to how he met another account and sent screaming cockroaches noises. If the other girl was dying on the other line (which I am.) then phase 1 was complete.

Tick.tock. Creakkkk. Tick. He clock hand stopped moving and stopped at the tick. He looked over at the clock and tapped on it twice before the hand moved in a different way. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Creakkk. Tock. Tock. Took. he sighed and tapped on it again it returned to normal. He groaned. Nearly everything would be old after a few years. He looked over to the open door and shivered. damn that wasn't open before, he silently closed it and looked back towards his computer. He jumped, A deathly photo of his parents were on the screen but with blood splattered all over their faces a Red Cross (blood?) was over their eyes and blood was splattered on his body while his head was gone. He shivered again and stared while the screen photo stared back with a deathly smile.
No way was this gonna be true. He closed the photo and went back onto medibang smiling at the response he got. He looked at the three lines and pressed on it. Then something in bold red letters were on the bottom screen and he knew he shouldn't press on it but his insticts are greater than his mind right now. He pressed on it and threw it away from him screaming. It had a photo of a decapicated head which seemed like a girl and another person holding it in front of the camera. He sent a quick message to the account and he got a response almost right away.

':)'

He shivered and typed back but all he got was that response back. Something crashed through the window and he turned. It was the decapicated head, he couldn't take it anymore he picked up his phone and started dialing the police.

"Hello this is-"

"That's great that's great I'm really sorry to interrupt you but I think there is a murderer in my home??"

"Police and ambulance?"

"Quick as possible please. There is a decapicated head in my room right now and I'm kind of scared."

"Hang on one moment they are coming soon ju5t w41t h4llo? H3l1o?!" He didn't hear the voice he was too busy staring at a bloody axe in front of him. He screamed as another and another decapicated head popped into veiw and he ran out of the room. He walked backwards making sure no one was following him before he bumped into something. It was a body of his dad without his head, arms outstretched as if to hug him. He started to run as he heard the police pull up in front of the house. He ran to the front door.




Today 10:49pm
Police were murdered by a bloodthirsty axe wielding murderer as they investigated it turns out it was from the household and hatched out of an egg. It murdered two grown ups and twenty children. It has wings so Be careful tonight. Read more>