Russia: *snuggles Ame, then his baby does big kicc which Ame could feel and was enough to make Russia flinch* Japan: are you alright? *looks at Brit* Jap: *takes this as a chance to steal Japans sushi and eat it*
((yeek Russia: wait lemme make it better *goes back in the kitchen and grabs Ivy* i need her for a sec *goes back to Ame and gives her the child* baby snuggles Ivy: owo???? China: him and his sister are doing amazing, yes Chia: ...*sneaks and grabs a cookie from Rose's plate and squeaks* owo!!! *does a nom on the cookie* *this hits Britain right in the feels because of the doodle and Ame with the cookie*
((you remember how this france is designed yes? her left arm and leg is blue like the left side of her face while those fingers are red, then the right arm and leg is red with those fingers being blue. her eyes are both baby blue and you dont have to copy the scars exactly, just dont forget the big one on the blue side of her head that was caused by Austria
((yey ((and oki doki Russia: *snuggle bacc* Chia: *pokes his head over the table so people see him, hes been on Chinas lap the whole time* owo? *him and jap have gotten much healthier under China and Japans care*
(*hug* I sowwy, but the puppy is there to help too! :D) (also brb I gotta shoWer-) Ame: uwu *snuggle* Great Britain: yeswe'reveryawareofthatchina- USSR: They'll be alright, Reich is different now
((my parents: *fighting* ((me, in the basement, with the puppy, watching memes to drown them out: :') Russia: alright then *moves to a couch so theyre more comfortable* China: i just realized we let reich be alone with france *let that sink in for a moment*
(wE pLaYeD mInEcRaFt-) (EEEEEEE I'mma take a shower first tho, I'm almost done w laundry :V) Ame: *smiles a little, calming down as well uwu* Rose: yeah
(hi I'm hOme- and I won't forget, I'll do it after I'm done with my laundry) Ame: *scratches and pets behind his ears* Rose: exactly, and by shouting at us to put us in line isn't disrespectful
((oh and dont forget the france and brit doodles- actually this could be practice of drawing a pregnant woman, trust me its easy. but thats when he turned around, when she became preggo with Sky Russia: hm? *perks his ears up to Ame can touch them*
((oh no! also sorry i didnt go back to sleep until like 7 and just woke up (._.) cant be on much, anyways Nikki: i was raised to.. respect adults... not yell at them! Jimin: hey if were being idiots you can yell at us. and youre a young adult now, we cant exactly punish you anymore
(oh sweetie I'm sorry... *hugs* that must've been awful...dont worry though, it won't happen for real so you're safe) Ame: *pets the top of his head, attempting to scratch the ears a little but it's difficult cuz sad boi hours* Lilly: yeah it can be scary at first...*shes had to yell at ame and rus when they had one of their very rare fights* but sometimes it's just what you have to do, sometimes adults need to be put in place
((its fine... wish you didnt tho bc i had a scary nightmare after falling asleep in the dark basement with my cat and then proceeded to have a nightmare where the house was dark and the cat mutated and killed us Russia: *oopsie his ushanka falls and his ears are exposed, Ame likes playing with them, they are sad boi hours tho and folded back* Nikki: *hugs her back* i didnt quite like... yelling at the older... countries like that.... it scared me...
Russia: *pulls her closer and does big snuggle* they are.. Nikki: *comes back* Blake: you better have not hurt yourself Nikki: no...! ....i cried in the ... corner like i... always do *explains her puffy face and eyes*
Ame: *buries himself into russias chest and cries a little to get everything out* y-you're right...and t-things are different n-now... Great Britain: ....*really worried about her*
Russia: i know how that feels.. i wasnt exactly wanted, either... but obviously he DID want you. if he didnt, he wouldve aborted you.. but no, he not only had you, but attempted to take care of you until France came in the picture and he could finally release his stress... he didnt do it in a good way, but at least he cares now.. France: *becomes a shaky mess* Reich: hey, France. come with me.. lets go for a little walk outside, you look like you need some fresh air France: ..a-alright.. *decides to trust him* Reich: ive got her Brit, dont worry. if ive learned anything, its best to talk to someone outside of the situation *he leaves with her*
(okiiii) Ame: *mumbles a little* you're right...it wouldn't be her fault...but the thing is if dad wasn't pregnant with me then Ireland wouldn't have left...and I just- I just feel responsible because i-it feels l-like I-I w-wasnt w-w-wanted.... Great Britain: I jumped into the fight, it isn't your fault Ireland is a jerk anyways...dont worry about it darling...
((oki- ((also Nikki looks like rose except for a star over both eyes, idk about Kai and Ivy looks exactly like rose, period Russia: no no you arent.. they didnt split up because of you, they split up because Ireland couldnt own up to the fact he got Brit pregnant... here, think of it like this. what if i left you the first time you got pregnant. i up and left and never looked back. would it be Rose's fault? no. it would be mine. France: i didnt mean to make you both fight..
(ye- tomorrow tho) Ame: ....it's my fault they split up...I've been a screw up since the beginning...*starts to shake and cry* Great Britain: *side hugs her to comfort her*
((uwuwuwuuwuwuwu ((think you could do France doodles- like in a similar way to those ones- ((or France and Britain ones when they were together and Brit was turning around with Sky- and Skys flag is just Britains with the red and blue reversed and a red block on the right side like france- Russia: ...cmere shortstack *picks her up and carries her to a different room* spill France: *feels god awful because she started it*
*ye- forgot to add it* Nikki: ...i need.. a minute Blake: Nikki- Nikki: dont follow me *goes in the livingroom* Canada: *also feels that way cuz France and Ireland* Russia: Ame... *can tell she feels bad*
Great Britain: ....*sits back down but still had his fists clenched* Ireland: sorry kid...*goes back to drinking whatever he was drinking* Ame: *kinda sorta feels absolutely horrible for being the reason her parents relationship went to shit*
Nikki: *stands up and slams her plate against the table to get everyones attention* QUIET! *oh boi.. she NEVER gets angry* look at yourselves! you guys are the.. oldest people in this room! youre supposed to be... the most mature.. and be role models... for us younger folk! but all... i see in front of me.... is a bunch of squabbling children! stop... fighting! France: ......shes right.. *sits down*
(D A M N-) Ireland: hey I tried to be a part of her life but Tea bag over here wouldn't let me! his exact words were "I don't want him to get attached only for you to walk out on him like you did to me" and yeah I get where he was coming from but he didn't give me a chance! Great Britain: YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE FOR FIVE YEARS AND YET YOU DIDN'T EVEN WRITE A LETTER SO SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH!
France: and youve had ALL THIS TIME to make it up. you didnt know my kid was yours but you knew Britains was. you had every chance to be a part of Ames life when she was younger but you didnt. you wanted to be in her life AFTER she was grown up and didnt need taken care of anymore. then have the nerve to say that Britain was the bad parent out of you two. yeah he made some questionable decisions in his early days but at least he turned his ass around and was there for his last kid
((yeah shell get it out of him. should we do that after the Charlyt and Abby thingie? Russia: i tell all of mine to france when were alone so nobody else hears them France: i always feel violated- Russia: its not like im stripping you or something- France: id rather you do that, theyre that bad Russia: wow France: theyre not funny, Russia. at all Russia: youre hurting my nonexistant feelings France: heres the thing- i dont really care :)
(he'll let it out eventually uwu) (along with everything else he's bottled up for centuries-) USSR: I mean I let people starve- Ame: but you've never told a dad joke
((aw if she knew he felt that way she would tell him he is worthy and that its okay because shes FINALLY forgiven him. just hasnt outright said it yet. most times when he apologizes she just says "okay" or nothing at all Reich: can i shoot myself yet- Andy: this is why everyone hates germans- Reich: so forget the fact ive killed millions- its because i told a SINGLE dad joke Andy: yep
(it makes him incredibly happy and greatful that she actually did stick around and didn't do the same thing everyone else did, it's why he felt to terrible and is STILL trying to make up for what he did so that way he can be worthy of it) Lilly: *slams her head on the table* Rose: that was beautiful and horrible at the same time
((aw poor bby- but France sticking by his side after everything hes done to her.. how does that affect him? the fact that France could have anybody she wanted because her heart is so big and so full of love, and she chose to give it to him over everybody else? Reich: wait Lilly shouldnt have kids Russia: why? Reich: because you wont be able to see her Russia: wha- Reich: shell be a.. t r a n s p a r e n t Russia: ....get out-
(the stress got to the bby- his past bf's fucked him up-) (what he was like before all the stress and heartbreak was a pure, adventurous boi that was like Anthony (from Sweeney Todd) but a bit more mischievous) Ame: SHUT UR NOISE TUBE-
((then brit was like (("okay France take this one *yeets Ame at her* and this one *yeets Australia* oh and take care of this one as well *yeets new zealand* and *sees Canada* take care of that one too cuz it aint even mine. oh and also when i want to do ya know what with you just do it or ill force you also you cant talk to anybody besides me haha okay thanks doll :)" ((France: .....hol up whAT- Russia: :00000000 Ame b u r n i n g something???
(yeah before he married France) (basically when Ireland found out brit was gonna have ame, he left bc he felt like he just wasn't ready and that he wouldn't be a good parent. so Britain had to take care of Ame alone until he married France five years later) Ame: SHIT THE PIZZA ROLLS-*runs to the kitchen like sonic*
((before he married France? Amber: dAmn what smell like it burnin in here?? *theres the black woman in her that they rarely see* *also its Ame's pizza rolls*
((OHHHHHHHHHHHH makes sense Nikki: i told her.. she can stay with... me and Blake.. only if she.. paid one third.. of the bills... and cleaned up.. after herself.. she declined.. THEN proceeded to... tell her "friends"... that i refused to... help her and even screamed... at her and called.. her a whore Blake: even though i was RIGHT THERE and thats not what happened
(that's bc ame completely forgot his relationship with ussr bc of when ussr bombed him- only after ussr reminded him that it all came bacc-) Rose: ooooooo- bitch that's some tasty tea, did you let her stay with you?
((i thought you said Ame lost it to Russia- Nikki: you know Karen's daughter? she came... crying to me.... last week... because shes pregnant again... and got kicked out.. of her apartment.. and, AND she doesnt.. know who.. the baby daddy is
(oooo spoopy) (Ame: and this man is your f a t h e r- Aussie: and the person you lost ur virginity to Ame: ....now listen here you tall shit-) Rose: *slams hands on table violently* S P I L L
((In the Tall Grass ((USSR: thats the communism at work ((Russia: see he gets it ((Ame: he alSO LET MILLIONS OF PEOPLE STARVE- ((Russia: ((USSR: ((Ame: ((Russia: u right u right Nikki: hey mom... i have... some tEA-
(Ame: *teaching russia how to make brownies* okay first we put the mix into the bowl Russia: *his bowl is somehow on fire* uh-) Lilly: thats one of the benefits- take that Heather!
((accurate- jk no its not- Russia learned to cook SIMPLE things when he was younger to feed his siblings. can he bake? no. Andy: *quietly laughing* Russia: whats funny? Andy: my friends are complaining about their girlfriends all being on their periods- mind you these guys made fun of me for dating a trans woman- now karma is smacking all of them- *lilly is the same way when her female bullies got on their periods and complained about them*
((oh shOOT- ((and hi the friend is here now so wont be on for a while Finland: *her face is suddenly red and shes breathing heavy. only the countryhumans understand- her heat started at an inconvenient time and shes trying to hide it, but shes muttering to Kaz so 7w7w7w7w7w7w7*
Reich: but i killed myself for several reasons, and not because USSR was dead.. you... uh i would say dont because you gotta be there for your kids Russia: like you were? Reich: quiet, Russia
Amber: i cant live forever- im sure you can handle yourself without me *uh.. looking at Russia without ame and Britain without France... ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
((*shrugs* Amber: yesssssss im a human- we dont live as long as countryhumans- China: with the thing i gave you, youll be at least 100. maybe live some past that
((Amber will live to be 115 then she will be yeeted from life ((and no, Nadia cant commit lifen't Amber: Nadia im getting old for a human- im middle aged, accept it-
(Nadia will live to 200 *the max age* because of how healthy she is, unless she ends her life herself, otherwise she'll live that old) Nadia: being too old-
(it's an amazing wip downeisirhypeoudnwotuwl) (oh yeah! I remember that, I like painting a picture for whoever reads my stories. cuz a lot of the books I read do the same thing and paint images in my head) Nadia: moRe!!
((thank you! its still a wip ((this is a national contest, my chances of winning are slim, but my teacher is offering extra credit for whoever enters so im doing it ((and youre descriptive, like in that water drop thing you showed me Amber: mOre??
France: cmon, other than my own kids, who in here have i mothered? *of the people i play as, Russia, Belarus, Nikki, Amber, Emily, Astrid, Japan, China, Jimin, and Skylar all raise their hands*
Australia: *pats her head* keep telling yourself that- Russia: Aussie. youre s t r a i g h t. and snakesexual Australia: i dont do that with snakes- Russia: my bad, kangaroosexual Australia: no- Russia: koalasexual Australia: stop- Russia: ...Belarussexual- Australia: no- wait i mean yes.
*it is a mood* Blake: i dont think i could ever sleep with a guy Andy: hm.... *hes obviously thinking about it* maybe because youve never had the opportunity
(yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) Daniel: I was a closeted bisexual for years, I know what I'm talking about *he's so mentally and emotionally tired he doesn't even care about how sassy or bland he is rn- it's a mood*
((*when you realize you were so tired last night you typed dongs instead of dogs* ((gm, wont be on much Blake: *arguing with Andy about something* Nikki: you two would.. make a great.. gay couple 7w7w7w7w7w7 Blake: *his face goes red* would not! Andy: *his face is red too* yeah! *yep, theyre closeted bisexuals*
((ig ((also imma head to bed. im rlly tired. goodnight! ((also i thing dongs can have nightmares, my pup was whimpering in his sleep, woke up in shock, was shaking, and now looks afraid to go back to sleep Jimin: w h e e z e
(ah i see) (it's not sucky! and maybe you should try doodling faces, eyes, limbs n stuff in different styles to see what ones you like then combine them to see if you like that style as an improvement) Ame: w h e e z e
((like ive been doing doodles in the corners on school work that i occassionally do lineart for and highlighter shade and do in five mintes. nothing big ((and if i stop, i wont improve my already sucky art Russia: o o f
(okay- sorry) (you just said you've been making a bunch of doodles and that confused me- because when I think break I think from drawing altogether, not just serious stuff. don't mind me, I'm just being stupid) Ame: e x a c t l y
(I mean from drawing in general, or instead draw shapes with cute faces, that also helps sometimes) (except instead of cute faces I just draw Bill) Ame: why do you think they're always asking for the manager?
(and let this tumblr quote hopefully make you chuckle a little) ("NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY")
(*hugs* maybe take a break if it's stressing you out, possibly read something? when I get art block and get frustrated with it I pick up a book and get a little inspiration and calm down, it really helps) Ame: why are we talking about the managersexuals?
(hhhhh I'm sorry- I'm just trying to fix thing's- and for two weeks...? what's been going on?) (you don't have to tell me though if you don't want to, whatever you're comfortable with) Nadia: yep, just like the karens-
((but now youre acting like youre weighing me down which also makes me feel bad mwqekjrbgeiaj ahhHHHHHHHHHHHH- now i need to draw another vent.. thats all ive been drawing for 2 weeks.. either stupid doodles or vents Amber: o right. forget the murder and hate crimes happening all over the worls, lets blame the viodeo games-
(I was having a rough day that day and my anxiety got the best of me, my mind kept wandering to "what if I get forgotten again" and that's just in general with almost everyone, it was really stupid to think that since I know you're not like that, really be with who you want. don't let me weigh you down like an anchor) Nadia: no that's the video games
((alright... ((well you made it seem like i am suppossed to be with you. and LAST time i tried to be with someone else, you vented about it. so obviously i cant so i might as well stop trying Amber: i remember that. but now they "cause violence in children"
(oh I'm not offended or anything, it's probably my bad wording, sorry) (sorry I make you feel like that, as I've said before I don't care if you end up with someone else, as long as they don't hurt you then I'm happy for you and I'll support you, I don't mean to make you feel trapped and I don't mean to trap you at all, as long as we are at least friends then that's all that matters to me) Ireland: yeah, cartoons had guns in em
((okay geez i didnt mean to offend you... ((and that makes me eel like i cant be anyone else. it makes me feel "trapped", when you say that Amber: you were born in a different generation, back when sayin that stuff didnt mean as much
(I'm mature for my age believe it or not, I have the mentality of a dumb 16 year old boy sometimes or (most of the time) I have the mentality of a tired millennial. it's probably the reason I don't have many friends my age and I get along better with adults rather than my generation :V) (but I mean you're probably right, though. I am kinda young but I can't help but want someone to love ya know? someone who will be by my side as long as they can, someone who can hold me and someone I can do the same with, you happened to be the person that got stuck me and the person I grew attached to) Ireland: I was swearin at age 3
((thats how i am now but ill keep looking. and also tbh i think youre a bit young to be dating, anyways, now that i think about it. 12? bruh all i cared about at that age was drawing Amber: i know but i dont want my KIDS swearing when theyre like 7
(I know- and trust me I've tried to convince myself that so and so would be a good person to be with or so and so is someone I should date and have feelings for but I just don't feel that way about the girls I DO talk to, almost every other girl is straight or just doesn't like me in general) Nadia: :V Ireland: swearin is a great thing- lighten up a bit Amber-
((but we cant be together and what if we never meet- Lil you gotta let yourself date actual people in front of you, not people behind a screen Amber: *sighh*
((oof well i wont be on much at all since my moms days off are tomorrow and sunday ((and 7w7w7w7w7w7w7 are they fEmale Sammy: you did- you were yelling at someone on the phone- *ohhhhhhhhhhhhh one of her exes*
(yus) (btw, I'm going to a friends house on Sunday so I won't be on unless I'm home) (which will be in the morning and near the evening/afternoon) Daniel: mOM WHY WOULD YOU TEACH HIM THESE PHRASES- Nadia: I DIDN'T-
((yes Sammy: no italy im not bringing you back now go and eat out hungary in hell where you belong *WHERE DID HE LEARN SUCH PHRASES- *looks at Nadia* oh *
((its good ((someone: people who say the N and the F word are bad people ((me: Nad Flanders ((that person: ((that person: listen here you little- Belarus: lwiaerhgbviUPRHBHJKIPANH;EFSLKJDBMJHOI JFEi9ur-sDBJGHiwroJLKBSHqoiekBJWHI[UHBJW,.nkl;eihjkjehogbkjkrjsdfxzkhilsj Sammy: well Italy and Hungary are back (._.) Russia: i toLD YOU-
Russia: 030 Reich: you did, didnt you- Russia: like mother like child- Reich: where did you find the gas? Russia: what? Reich: where did you get the Zyklon B Russia: and why would i tell you that? Reich: Russia: Reich: Russia: mom no-
Russia: he did, i started 4, 5, and 6- and maybe i killed alternate Britain several times- then killed several more people- geez i wasnt a great person in that world China: you most likely went clinically insane. that mixed with your anger issues wouldnt be a good mix.
Russia: no no im thinking of an au only one of the creatures did.. where i became immortal and saw you all die and fast forward to when the sun explodes i was STILL alive and oh my god it was torture- living forever would be the worst punishment of all
Astrid: and you cant die because we need you Russia: son im not gonna live forever- Astrid: yes. you. will. Russia: i physically cant- im mortal like everyone else in this room-
Emily: no mom calm down look *makes the fire go away and she holds up her hand, theres no mark. nothing* ((she isnt overpowered, it just heals after. obviously she cant do it to much or shell le die
((YEAH lets do it Emily: yeah- *suddenly takes a knife and cuts her hand open, then she says something in another language and then her hand and the blood thats dripped off ignite*
((JSKADGHZOVI8IFHB9PAIOU;BHSN YES LIKE WE SHOULD EXPLORE THAT MORE LIKE WHEN CHARLYT STARTS PLAYING HER GUITAR OR SINGING- also lets make Charlyt have the best voice out of all of them *besides France and Perla when it comes to lullabies* just to make the feeling stronger Nikki: owo? Emily i figured out my magic power- only thing is, it involves me being hurt (._.) i have fire magic like rose and Nadia, but i make it with my blood, and the fire is white instead of orange *which means its the hottest form of fire*
(LIKE AAAAA- I IMAGINE SHE'D SING THAT TO HERSELF ONE DAY AND CHARLYT WOULD HEAR HER CUZ AT FIRST SHE WAS GONNA SURPRISE HER WITH FLOWERS OR SOMETHING-)
((also to make the song make more sense, loving someone from "the red side of the moon" means to love someone behind the stage. like someone who knows a singer personally will watch said person on stage and realize their crush for them but never feel enough for them OR cannot be with them
((THIS SONG MAKES MY LESBIAN HEART CRY- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwTf13i-xYM ((it also kinda fits in the way that Abby feels like shell never be good enough for Charlyt due to Charlyt's singing and playing talent, even when they start working together. just replace Judy with Abby Nikki: how am i not... a tiny demon-
((hi my dad wanted me to clean while he nApped (he worked all day) so y33t Finland: what a- colorful american vocabulary you have Russia: get used to it
((oof okay and yeah im about to leave skool so yeah next i can talk i will Ivy: *whines and reaches back to Rose, more specifically, her chest* Jimin: wait is she hungry or something- normally she wants your arms not your-
((hai, dunno if i can talk in art and design today so ill brb until i can talk iheisgkhjdgib yeek Jimin: you've had Ivy for the past week since you had her- i wanna hold her- *Ivy because Rose wanted another plant related name and Heathers was in my head "Ivy covered walls and smokey french cafes"*
((just got a coffee uwuwuwuwu Amber: i know 2 and maybe 3? learning the korean that Nadia speaks- Willow: i know 4 as well Nikki: same Jimin: *slowly takes the bby from Rose, she had her bby*
(i bet u did great! uwu) (20 coffees would be fucking amazing rn ngl) Nadia: hue hue i know 4 languages huehuehue Rose: what does that have anything to do with finnish? or Finland in general-
((i think i fAiled ((also i asked Tyler for a dollar for coffee and he gave me a 20- 20 COFFEES- ((im kidding ill give him the chAnge Finland: *says something in finnish* Kazakhstan: what did you say- Finland: some insults. yes, ill teach you how to swear in Finnish-
((EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE there uwu now with me luck on my biology test qwq Amber: homophobes are eggs- Russia: use current insults, Amber Amber: ... i was about to say homophobes are gay wth- Russia: Amber, youre not very good at insulting people Amber: qwqwqwqwq
(ghtuguueut eeeeeeee I love you too! and like- you're funny, and kind, and just generally amazing??? you always know how to brighten my day and I appreciate having you in my life???? I don't know what I did to deserve you???? you're the light of my life and I love you so much*big snuggle* UWUWUWUWUWUWUWU I really hope you're having a great day!)
also i know we technically broke up but imma still say something so... yeah im SO glad that i was able to talk to you, youre so funny and sarcastic and i absolutely love it and just all around i love talking to you and having this story and just ahhhhhhhhhhh? like, i love you like genuinely and stuff?? like please know that i appreciate you for who you are and what you do for me and yeah i hope youre having an amazing day and all that stuff so like... yeah Lil thats really all i can come up with so in short i love and appreciate you and all that *big hug* so haha im really bad at typing stuff like this and ending it so uh imma just leave it at this lkskjldfbviuar uwu
((oh alright Skylar: yeah but its hard to find a girl who ACTUALLY likes other girls- Amber: ...fake lesbians are a thing- Skylar: they all pretend to because its "popular" now i guess (._.)
((hi my dad took FOREVER to get me here so haha hi ((also is that Amare using one of your accounts- Skylar: guys are good looking but girls are kinda hot too- Amber: took you long enough to realize that
(bruh today in gym when my friends Lilly and Lillyann saw me with the new girl they kept mouthing to me "don't you DARE corrupt her" and "leave her alone she is pURE" and I just sat there like >:3) Jackson: 7U7
((i dunno who Shannon even is- Amber: i know- Skylar: mom whats a lesbian growl- Amber: *you know what im talking about cuz you les but she does the flirty growl/purr*
((no i aint talking smacc- Amber: and i told some of the people i work with that im cutting my hair shorter *its getting long* and theyre all saying "no dont do that you look cute with long hair".. like okay?? i dont care?? this only for the girls and the gays-
(I thought that said Shannon for a second and I'm like "hol up y u talking shit bout my amazing aunt-") Nadia: S H A R O N Ohio: RESPECT THE DRIP KAREN
Amber: so this bit- *stops because children* g i r l was talking to me and said how being gay and marrying the same sex ruins a perfectly good marriage- and then she goes on and tells me shes been married and divorced 4 times all with guys- tell me how your straight life if going, SHARON-
*almost everyone is sitting at the table, Rose and astrid are late because rose pushed him down the stairs as is tradition* Ame: do you really have to do that? Rose: yes
((oof Reich: France come here for a sec pls- France: yeah? Reich: smile. with your teeth France: uh.. alright *does so, and boi oh boi they are-* Reich: okay go- France: alright... yall are kinda weird *walks away* Reich: shesabitscary-
((oof im alrightt ((qwq Reich: really? i thought thered be some sort of difference in feeling between me and say.. France? since youve been with both of us
((oh? ((and yeah. i hurtie Reich: hes finally gonna get lAid- *Kaz and Finland are officially a thing now* wait.. whats sleeping with a woman like- ive only ever been with guys- Empire wouldnt let me anywhere near her so she doesnt count
((what do you mean i seem off? ((and alright, she kept digging and digging into my gums until they bled and then said i need to floss more and my whole mouth hurts now *alright* Kazakhstan: oi, Russ? Russia: hm? Kazakhstan: i have something to ask you and it involves women so *pulls him aside* Reich: 7w7w7w7w7w7
((HAI IM IN LUNCH SO YEET BUT YEAH I WONT MESSAGE AGAIN UNTIL IM HOME, I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT AT 3:30 SO HJepibsu;jneb IU;HN I WONT BE ON AGAIN FOR A WHILE
Orcharia: you better have been there for Sky *cant remember the younger daughters name so thats her name now* ...but its alright.. *Ame is seeing this, Britain apologizing*
Orcharia: i will.. China: *yeets to Rose* try this *rubs a new lotion on her arms, and shes no longer in pain. none. at all. for the first time in years. yep, im making her comfortable before she dies because haha yes. it will still hurt when she gains more cracks though* hows that?
Orcharia: yes, i see that now. but youre one to talk, from what ive heard *he cant argue with that* Sandy: i see that. and yeah, im adopted in, but im still part of this- and oh my youre cracked! looks like it hurts..
Orcharia: yeah i know- Cherry doesnt really believe in family ties which made me not believe them (._.( Sandy: Brooklyn, go do something Brooklyn: *Sandy's daughter* *she becomes big shy and hides in Sandy's skirt* Belarus: shes so shy- whos the father? Sandy: my husband, hes in the military right now overseas Belarus: well i hope he returns safely
Orcharia: ...hehe yall arent very happy to see me maybe i should leave- France: no! ...stay Australia: and thee more coming and thatll be it from me- *two guys and a girl walk in, it takes everyone a moment to recognize them. Sandy, DJ and Tyler, the triplets Bella raised* Belarus: :0000 you three! Sandy: hey, mom! *:0 she has a little girl with her :00000*
Australia: okay lets see if the main 2 show up- *Cherry and Orcharia come* France: howdidyougetthemhere- Orcharia: i decided that i hate the fact my family doesnt like me and i want to make it right- Cherry: and i owe it to my mother (._.)
("Anyways I don't wanna waste your time, so I'm ending this hear. if you somehow still want to he friends, just contact me and say the word, bye!") Rose: I was so proud of being the oldest qwq then I found out you're related to me
(I got it from the principal and she said she was just told to give it to me by him) ("Hi Lilian, it's me Amare. I'm writing this because I'm 1. unable to see you and 2. really sorry for what I did. (also I want us to at least stay friends, but that's probably not a possibility .-.) I wish I could just got back in time and undo all of this. it was meant as a joke but now I see that was way over the line. Another thing...I just want to talk to you, like two normal people, having a normal convo. it's kinda lonely with different lunch and study hall periods. can we at least go back to that? without anything weird involved. (Also, I guess RadioDust is alright) I'd say I'm writing a story but I haven't gotten to the first chapter yet, maybe you could help me eih that?
((he was probably forced to write it, knowing schools. but what does it say? Tai: what do you mean finally? ive been with her forever. and yeah, this is my half sister Joan: oh, my name is Joan. and uh.. which parent do you share? Russia: me. im both of their fathers, hes my oldest kid Joan: ah
(*snuggle*) (I just got a huge apology letter from amare and I lowkey feel like crying) Rose: you finally got laid! and you're gonna have kids 7w7 *looks at the lady* sup, I'm Rose
((oof yeah maybe Russia: aight i have a wife Tai: *yeets in and sees Rose* hey sis- also i brought my fiance *this gurl look super preggo-* Russia: some of the eggnog is spikes, miss. Woman: alright
(it'll be okay, if she tries anything with your grade then you can get her fired and won't have to worry about her and if she doesn't like you then oh well, she's probably had too many sticks up her ass) Ame: she/her!
Australia: ive got several people here Russia: Belarus and Ame- pronouns so were all aware- Belarus: They/them- you can call me either Bella or Red it doesnt matter today
((what- ((also im having another anxiety attack because my dad us calling the school about my ELA teacher because i havent been getting A's due to the group stuff and me being afraid to retake tests because of the cold reads *THREE HOURS? BRUH IN THAT TIME AME COULD COOK ENOUGH TO STOP WORLD HUNGER-* Russia: Aussie keeps telling me hes convinced rarely-seen family members to come today.... if he managed to get Tai here-
((what- ((GMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ((i gotta leave skool early for a dentist appointment qwq *skip to the merry crisis dinner party before Jimin and Rose commit naturally caused lifen't?*
(what-) (he did a good thing today though, sabrina told him about the thing with amare and he hugged me then asked if I was okay. my mom said the first text he sent her was "pull her out of school" and I was surprised 100) Nadia: no you're amber 2, not as good as the original but still just as hot as her so I'd bang
((fish ((nah Willow: dad why is your cat form covered in scars? *none of his kids know that he used to hurt himself- Jimin: *goes back to normal and ignores the question*
((i did one once ((W H E E Z E ((n a h France: im female and if you hit me, youre disrespectful Russia: thats a double standard. cuz if YOU hit HIM, then its fine
((yes- ((s am e- i felt that ((nah Reich: and about Britain- eh hugging your ex isnt a good idea France: .... *attempts to hug Ireland and succeeds because he cant hit her- unlike a certain british dood, he RESPECTS women*
(I'm a sassy ohioan-) (idk- I always feel like something is my fault because I'm used to everything being blamed on me so I apologize for everything-) (you should have line full days off-) Ireland: yeah I'd probably slap ya
((you like canadian or something- you apologize a lot- ((its fine ((this IS my free time Reich: *is more gentle* France: *is now able to breathe and hugs back* Russia: why france? Reich: idk she was close and the least likely to slap me- *since Britain and Ireland were also close to him*
(ur welcome) (sorry, I shouldn't put my insecurities onto you, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make this awkward either) (hhhh and don't feel bad because I keep saying sorry- I'm not trying to guilt trip you or make you feel bad- it's just a bad habit of mine- I feel obligated to apologize for the smallest inconveniences, sorry) (you still should have free time! just because he has a job and is in some pain doesn't mean he's exempt from daily chores. he's an adult. it's his responsibility to take care of the house, not you) Great Britain: Reich not so hard- loosen up
((thancc ((....guess i cant say much more or ill be a hypocrite :/ ((but he has reason! i dont have a job rn so i should be cleaning Russia: mom show love every once in a while Reich: i did when you 5 were conceived- Russia: *facepalm* not THAT love. you know what im talking about. hug somebody. anybody Reich: ...uh..... *attepmts to hug france. its obvious he has no clue what hes doing because she looks like shes being squeezed to death*
(they look really nice! really aesthetically pleasing) (I try, but it still sticks in the back of my mind and creeps up whenever it can) (he should do it more often) USSR: n o-
(besides, my mom barely weighs anything and to me she looks amazing. a lot of the things I used to watch starred unnaturally skinny characters like Mortica Addams and other stick women like that. to me they were beautiful and I felt like I needed to be like that. plus theres this kid ryan that I've known since kindergarten that has always made fun of my looks and weight, along with other people that would join in with him so it's just this thing thats been engrained into my mind)
(if it weren't for earlier I wouldn't even be caring right now, I said that before I decided to check I wasn't even caring about how I looked or how much I weighed. thanks to you, I was confident in how I looked. school made me feel bad too, I only had a tight shirt for gym that showed my stomach and someone said I needed to lose weight. it hit me a little but I forgot about it until recently) (still. he needs to help every once in a while.) USSR: you can't be grumpy forever *nooggie*
((well im not helping you or you wouldnt be like this ((well hes tired and in pain so he should sleep while me and my mom clean Reich: dont mention it.. seriously, i mean it *going back to being an old grump* *but cracks a bit and smiles a bit, just for a second*
(I didn't know you were back, you're fine, I'm still a little iffy but it's not your fault you had to eat dinner. my family has a thing for bad timing, you're fine) (he should still contribute, sabrina works nights and she cleans the whole house almost every day) Great Britain: that's....really sweet, coming from you, thank you, it means a lot *smiles a little*
((oof... and no, he sleeps during the day so he can work at night. hell do some stuff but he mostly wants to sleep Reich: *o right* okay i was thinking this through so i dont sound hypocritical... but i wouldnt want you gone either. yeah, our past.. isnt the greatest... but i still genuienly care about you, especially because of the fact that our families became connected when Rus married Ame. thats about all i can say without getting too touchy or hypocritical *brUH THAT WAS HEARTFELT- ESPECIALLY COMING FROM REICH-*
(I get doing laundry, sometimes dishes, and helping feed the animals. but taking care of the whole house? that's excessive! you're 14 not 27! if your dad stays home during the day then he should get some cleaning done! I swear hes like another fucking Brad but not creepy or a cheater.) Great Britain: two of them at least *snuggles her, reich was his first bf remember?*
((also i do me and my dads laundry- ((and they work all day. well more like my mom works all day and my dad all night but still France: see? even your exes think you should- uh- i was gonna say live but uh- just not off yourself.. again..
(you're a kid! you shouldn't have to have that much responsibility! they have to contribute too! they should feed the animals and help clean the house! you're more of an adult than they are and they're in like their late 30's early 40's?! thats ridiculous!) Ireland: I mean you aren't the best but you dont deserve to die USSR: exactly, you've had more people wrong you than the other way around
((no its NOT how they treat me! i live in the house so therefore i must clean it! everyday i gotta feed the animals, let the dogs out, clean the livingroom and kitchen, do the dishes, and clean up after dinner. sometimes i gotta make dinner. France: like who? *and have them prove him wrong, like Ireland or USSR*
(you may not be able to vote, to drink beer, or drive yet but you still have the right to privacy, the right to say no to something you aren't comfortable with or something outrageous, you have the right to voice your opinion, you have the right to not have to do every single fucking thing in that house, and you have the right to be treated like a normal human being. not a fucking slave. this isn't the 1800's or the B.C years where slaves and child slaves exist. because that's exactly how they treat you) Great Britain: not all of them
((i dont have the same rights as an adult, as im not an adult. they are aloud to be in my business because im a child France: ask people in here! theyll agree with me
(you're a human being. doesn't matter what age you are. you contribute to the family and respect your parents. they should treat you the same. it's basic humanity. and you have boundaries that should be respected and if you don't understand something or want to know why you have to do something they should allow you to ask because you have the right.) Great Britain: others would disagree..
((i dont need respect from them. im the child, they are the adults. im supposed to do what im asked without question France: *relaxes a lot* same with you.. you dont deserve to die..
(it's common decency to thank someone for doing something they weren't asked to do! your parents make me want to strangle them to death. your dad especially rn. they need to give you some fucking respect, because for all the things you've done for them they've only treated you like a slave and a toy) Great Britain: honey you're anything but useless...*rubs circles in her back*
((i never get thanked for cleaning. because to them, i do it all wrong or its because i should just do it because i live here France: oh.. *hugs him back tightly, shes always craving for his touch, all she wants is love qwq* i was beginning to feel useless for a second there *nuzzles into his chest uwuwuwu*
(he should've at least thanked you for cleaning, Jesus Christ.) Great Britain: wait darling no-*hugs* I want to but you being here stops me from doing so, that's more than enough
((i cleaned while he was gone. he was more concerned on why the puppy was in the cage France: oh... i thought me being here would be enough... *no the french bby is sad now qwq*
(don't feel useless. it's his fault for being a jackass and if he's gonna act like this then he can fuck off. he's being childish. but I understand if you don't want to be on, that's alright) Great Britain: no-
France: Britain, no committing lifen't- Russia: does that apply to me as well? France: is your name Britain? Russia: ...yes- France: so im married to you? Russia:... yes thank you-
Ireland: I smack him when he needs smacked- like when he does something dumb, such as attempting to put the toaster in the bathtub Great Britain: that was after you left me, jackass.
New Zealand: dad you're like the only one that DOESN'T use modern English Great Britain: because I know PROPER English unlike some *glances at Ame* Ame: ain't IS a word
((WE CAN DO THAT NEXT OIWRUGAHNVOAENHIJ ((she wouldve had the bby by then Sarah: what- no- Russia: Japan, can i have my jacket back? Japan: can i have my virginity back? Russia: nah honey thats mine now- Japan: *ties his jacket around her wait* theres your answer
Sarah: *FINALLY COMES* hi sorry my dad was fighting with his new gf who is the woman he cheated on my mom with and then suddenly they changed moods and i walked in on something i shouldnt have and now i cant unsee things also this is my little sister Autumn i brought her because she doesnt need to be there for that- *holding smol child who literally looks nothing like her except for the skin-*
Russia: only rose will truly understand how much this actually hurts, especially when a piece falls off- Nikki: ...i dont.. want my arms... falling apart qwqwqwqwq Jimin: *big snuggle* youre not alowed to die- this will be the one thing i keep you from doing-
France: prove it- Russia: k *he takes the ones on his left arm off, immediatly after, a piece of his arm falls and becomes dust* )._.) France: yeahkeepthoseonhahaha- *hugs him* Russia: *fixes it* France your hugs cant fix everything- France: they can and they will qwqwqwqwqwq
Russia: maybe for a few minutes- Japan: Russia ive seen enough of your arms fall off- dont risk it! Russia: fine *pulls his arms up, revealing bandages-* France: russia. Russia: OH! yeah im not hurting myself- they help me feel better. like Japan said, im falling apart. i have a dumb thought that maybe ill stay together like this. if you want me to prove it and take em off, i will
Belarus: its nice and cOld in here- Finland: i know, its nice. refreshing, even, from the summer sun. Russia: we keep it cold here for those of us who crack when they get too warm Belarus: cuddling Aussie is hard because of that, because of how naturally hot his country is qwq
((ah ((oop ((thats cute uwuwuwu France: *finally let go of Perla* Finland: oh my- Rus when you said your family was big, you werent kidding! Russia: yep. we can all only fit in this house, or go outside, but then the states would be left out so we stay in here
((is amare back yet? ((also how is mariam with France? considering ever since france died and found mariam, she entertained her and told her stories and such and mothered her to no end?
((hi i suck at the game were playing *knocc on door* Emily: i got it *opens it* oh hi youre new- Finland: oh- Hello! im Finland *she seems so cute and friendly iuwoegfvjlskbviuoW;G* Kazakhstan: *blushu* Russia: heya Fin
((*screams for no reason* Xara: *pulls him from the state pile* Russia: *puts China on his shoulders* China: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- qwqwq Japan: >:0 i want picked up-
((okay.. *Ame is now being crushed* Russia: im not sad- carrying her is fun because she hates it China: put me dowwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn qwq i dont like being this high off the ground-
((i guess but still Pennsylvania: EVERY OTHER STATE GET OVER HERE- Russia: *carrying China like a teddy bear* Amber: hes been away from your side for not even 2 minutes, hell be back Russia: no ive given myself an obsession with carrying her
((he might though and itll be my fault Pennsylvania: America how many times must i tell you that im not gonna- waityourenotAmerica- :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD PAPA! *yeets to him and hugs him*
(*hugs* it's okay, take a deep breath, he probably won't get rid of the puppy and is only saying that to upset you. it's his responsibility not yours anyway) Ame: *yeets up there "
((no my dad. hes guilting me by saying hes gonna get rid of the dog and my mom is right now texting me to not be upset about it because if HE chooses to get rid of the puppy its his choice. but im the one who said i didnt like the fact that IM the one taking care of HIS dog. and that i didnt like the dog. and my moms said it too. i mean shes trying to help but im crying in the middle of the hallway because my homeroom isnt open yet and the bathrooms have people and now im in the middle of a major anxiety attack and i wanna hurt myself so bad even though ive been clean for a long time but i have no way to do anything and hhhhhhhh)) Russia: why dont you go upstairs and see the rest of the states?
((im tired too- Russia: *clears throat* Hawaii Hawaii: *bounds down the stairs, sees Ame, is big happy, and commits jump on Ame and mega snuggle* Texan: pleaseeeeee go away-
(*snuggle bacc* I might go to bed soon bc of it) Ame: I think him and Alaska are still a thing- maybe he's poly- idk- my kids don't pay attention to me anymore so it's not like they talk to me- qwq Alabama: well~? *cursed Child*
((she would walk out and say "IM DONE WITH KIDS FOR THE DAY" ((*hug* ((he e h e e Russia: *snorts* lets hope you can pleasure her- Kazakhstan: sTOP- ive grown since i was E I G H T Belarus: ya sure, buddy?
((aggressive- also sounds like Daniel when hes bored ((yeah *hugs* thought my phone was gonna get taken- Russia: valid. but yeah dont rush anything, shes shy. dont scare her off. *also the reason i made Finland a girl is bc i saw a really cute fanart and in it Finland was female so yeet*
((DONT ((also hahahahha *nervous laugh* my parents took my phone to see who im texting. it was just my friend but bro for 5 solid minutes i thought i was in trouble but i didnt even know why ((but im not Kazakhstan: CHILL- if she accepts i wont jump right to that right away- thats dumb- Russia: thats how i got Ame basically- *the whole mario kart thing was like 2 weeks after they started going out* Kazakhstan: yeah but thats Ame and you- thats different
((he e he e Kazakhstan: you WANT me to be with someone? Reich: yes. its embarrassing in a way. go get a girl. or guy. or nb. it doesnt matter as long as theyre a person and its consensual
((okay stop apologizing qwq ((also did you read the fanfic yet? itll scare you Russia: bro youve had a crush on her since you were like- 9- ask her o u t Kazakhstan: but shes out of my league????? that and ive never really made any attempts to get close to her Russia: yall were talking at the last meeting- Kazakhstan: o thats right-
(thats understandable) ((btw when I type short sentences it doesn't mean I'm mad it just means I can't think of anything else to say- sorry if this is annoying but I overthink everything-sorry)) Ukraine: ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
France: *is fine, in fact, she looks better. guess all she needed really was just a walk*
Japan: if you say so
Great Britain: yes, I'm sure
Japan: ya sure? *pulls Jap away from her food without breaking eye contact cuz parenting*
Great Britain: hm? oh I'm alright
Japan: are you alright? *looks at Brit*
Jap: *takes this as a chance to steal Japans sushi and eat it*
Ame: :0 *does a big snuggle*
Great Britain: *he smiles just a little at the memory, trying to bite it back but isn't doing so well-*
Russia: wait lemme make it better *goes back in the kitchen and grabs Ivy* i need her for a sec *goes back to Ame and gives her the child* baby snuggles
Ivy: owo????
China: him and his sister are doing amazing, yes
Chia: ...*sneaks and grabs a cookie from Rose's plate and squeaks* owo!!! *does a nom on the cookie* *this hits Britain right in the feels because of the doodle and Ame with the cookie*
Ame: man I missed this...
Rose: hey they're okay! and doing a lot better I see
((and oki doki
Russia: *snuggle bacc*
Chia: *pokes his head over the table so people see him, hes been on Chinas lap the whole time* owo? *him and jap have gotten much healthier under China and Japans care*
(also brb I gotta shoWer-)
Ame: uwu *snuggle*
Great Britain: yeswe'reveryawareofthatchina-
USSR: They'll be alright, Reich is different now
((me, in the basement, with the puppy, watching memes to drown them out: :')
Russia: alright then *moves to a couch so theyre more comfortable*
China: i just realized we let reich be alone with france *let that sink in for a moment*
(I've gotta shave mien-)
Ame: nah...*nuzzles into him*
((i took a shower while you were gOne. i le shaved my gorilla legs
Russia: ready to go back?
(EEEEEEE I'mma take a shower first tho, I'm almost done w laundry :V)
Ame: *smiles a little, calming down as well uwu*
Rose: yeah
((also eeEEEEEEEE
Russia: *becomes calm boi*
Jimin: so dont be afraid to put us in our place. well admit when were wrong
Ame: *scratches and pets behind his ears*
Rose: exactly, and by shouting at us to put us in line isn't disrespectful
Russia: hm? *perks his ears up to Ame can touch them*
Nikki: i was raised to.. respect adults... not yell at them!
Jimin: hey if were being idiots you can yell at us. and youre a young adult now, we cant exactly punish you anymore
fuck)
just a heads up)
Ame: *pets the top of his head, attempting to scratch the ears a little but it's difficult cuz sad boi hours*
Lilly: yeah it can be scary at first...*shes had to yell at ame and rus when they had one of their very rare fights* but sometimes it's just what you have to do, sometimes adults need to be put in place
Russia: *oopsie his ushanka falls and his ears are exposed, Ame likes playing with them, they are sad boi hours tho and folded back*
Nikki: *hugs her back* i didnt quite like... yelling at the older... countries like that.... it scared me...
Ame: *clutches his shirt tightly*
Lilly: *hugs her*
Nikki: *comes back*
Blake: you better have not hurt yourself
Nikki: no...! ....i cried in the ... corner like i... always do *explains her puffy face and eyes*
Great Britain: ....*really worried about her*
France: *becomes a shaky mess*
Reich: hey, France. come with me.. lets go for a little walk outside, you look like you need some fresh air
France: ..a-alright.. *decides to trust him*
Reich: ive got her Brit, dont worry. if ive learned anything, its best to talk to someone outside of the situation *he leaves with her*
me: guten TAAAAAAAAA-)
Ame: *mumbles a little* you're right...it wouldn't be her fault...but the thing is if dad wasn't pregnant with me then Ireland wouldn't have left...and I just- I just feel responsible because i-it feels l-like I-I w-wasnt w-w-wanted....
Great Britain: I jumped into the fight, it isn't your fault Ireland is a jerk anyways...dont worry about it darling...
((also Nikki looks like rose except for a star over both eyes, idk about Kai and Ivy looks exactly like rose, period
Russia: no no you arent.. they didnt split up because of you, they split up because Ireland couldnt own up to the fact he got Brit pregnant... here, think of it like this. what if i left you the first time you got pregnant. i up and left and never looked back. would it be Rose's fault? no. it would be mine.
France: i didnt mean to make you both fight..
Ame: ....it's my fault they split up...I've been a screw up since the beginning...*starts to shake and cry*
Great Britain: *side hugs her to comfort her*
((think you could do France doodles- like in a similar way to those ones-
((or France and Britain ones when they were together and Brit was turning around with Sky- and Skys flag is just Britains with the red and blue reversed and a red block on the right side like france-
Russia: ...cmere shortstack *picks her up and carries her to a different room* spill
France: *feels god awful because she started it*
Ame: I'm fine rus.. *doesn't want to open up with everyone around them*
Nikki: ...i need.. a minute
Blake: Nikki-
Nikki: dont follow me *goes in the livingroom*
Canada: *also feels that way cuz France and Ireland*
Russia: Ame... *can tell she feels bad*
Ireland: sorry kid...*goes back to drinking whatever he was drinking*
Ame: *kinda sorta feels absolutely horrible for being the reason her parents relationship went to shit*
France: ......shes right.. *sits down*
Ireland: hey I tried to be a part of her life but Tea bag over here wouldn't let me! his exact words were "I don't want him to get attached only for you to walk out on him like you did to me" and yeah I get where he was coming from but he didn't give me a chance!
Great Britain: YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE FOR FIVE YEARS AND YET YOU DIDN'T EVEN WRITE A LETTER SO SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH!
USSR: damn.
Great Britain: *internally sighs* why-
Ame: damn mom-
Ireland: uh oh she's gettin sassy
Russia: i tell all of mine to france when were alone so nobody else hears them
France: i always feel violated-
Russia: its not like im stripping you or something-
France: id rather you do that, theyre that bad
Russia: wow
France: theyre not funny, Russia. at all
Russia: youre hurting my nonexistant feelings
France: heres the thing- i dont really care :)
(along with everything else he's bottled up for centuries-)
USSR: I mean I let people starve-
Ame: but you've never told a dad joke
Reich: can i shoot myself yet-
Andy: this is why everyone hates germans-
Reich: so forget the fact ive killed millions- its because i told a SINGLE dad joke
Andy: yep
Lilly: *slams her head on the table*
Rose: that was beautiful and horrible at the same time
Reich: wait Lilly shouldnt have kids
Russia: why?
Reich: because you wont be able to see her
Russia: wha-
Reich: shell be a.. t r a n s p a r e n t
Russia: ....get out-
(what he was like before all the stress and heartbreak was a pure, adventurous boi that was like Anthony (from Sweeney Todd) but a bit more mischievous)
Ame: SHUT UR NOISE TUBE-
(("okay France take this one *yeets Ame at her* and this one *yeets Australia* oh and take care of this one as well *yeets new zealand* and *sees Canada* take care of that one too cuz it aint even mine. oh and also when i want to do ya know what with you just do it or ill force you also you cant talk to anybody besides me haha okay thanks doll :)"
((France: .....hol up whAT-
Russia: :00000000 Ame b u r n i n g something???
(basically when Ireland found out brit was gonna have ame, he left bc he felt like he just wasn't ready and that he wouldn't be a good parent. so Britain had to take care of Ame alone until he married France five years later)
Ame: SHIT THE PIZZA ROLLS-*runs to the kitchen like sonic*
Amber: dAmn what smell like it burnin in here?? *theres the black woman in her that they rarely see* *also its Ame's pizza rolls*
(also I'm making some doodles of past brit and I'mma post em once I'm done with him being a tired single dad-)
Rose: I'm finna slap a hoe
Nikki: i told her.. she can stay with... me and Blake.. only if she.. paid one third.. of the bills... and cleaned up.. after herself.. she declined.. THEN proceeded to... tell her "friends"... that i refused to... help her and even screamed... at her and called.. her a whore
Blake: even though i was RIGHT THERE and thats not what happened
Rose: ooooooo- bitch that's some tasty tea, did you let her stay with you?
Nikki: you know Karen's daughter? she came... crying to me.... last week... because shes pregnant again... and got kicked out.. of her apartment.. and, AND she doesnt.. know who.. the baby daddy is
(Ame: and this man is your f a t h e r-
Aussie: and the person you lost ur virginity to
Ame: ....now listen here you tall shit-)
Rose: *slams hands on table violently* S P I L L
((USSR: thats the communism at work
((Russia: see he gets it
((Ame: he alSO LET MILLIONS OF PEOPLE STARVE-
((Russia:
((USSR:
((Ame:
((Russia: u right u right
Nikki: hey mom... i have... some tEA-
Russia: *his bowl is somehow on fire* uh-)
Lilly: thats one of the benefits- take that Heather!
Andy: *quietly laughing*
Russia: whats funny?
Andy: my friends are complaining about their girlfriends all being on their periods- mind you these guys made fun of me for dating a trans woman- now karma is smacking all of them- *lilly is the same way when her female bullies got on their periods and complained about them*
Russia: *is already trying to make dinner using an easy-bake oven*
Ame: I can't leave you alone for five minutes can I-)
Ukraine: huehue-
Lilly: this is a strange family-
Russia: yes dont-
Kaz: *glares at them*
(okie)
USSR: FINALLY-
Ukraine: ะะ ะ ะะะ ะฃะจะะ ะะะะฃ!! (DON'T RUIN IT DAD!! )
((and hi the friend is here now so wont be on for a while
Finland: *her face is suddenly red and shes breathing heavy. only the countryhumans understand- her heat started at an inconvenient time and shes trying to hide it, but shes muttering to Kaz so 7w7w7w7w7w7w7*
why?
where do you think the elvs come from)
Nadia: hhhhhhh-
Amber: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- true
Nadia: thats what I've been doing-
Amber: ,,,,cant argue there but still
Nadia: it's what I'm doing right now-
Amber: how about instead of worrying when your family will die, spend TIME with them?
Nadia: I'm the definition of negative- I'm just being logical-
Amber: stop being so negative-
Nadia: I doubt they'll live longer than me so they'll probably die in my lifetime-
Russia: well the hybrids im sure will live longer than a normal human-
Russia: like you were?
Reich: quiet, Russia
Reich: its really not-
Amber: if you kill yourself after i die, im ghost divorcing you
Nadia: ;^; she better live after-
Amber: yesssssss im a human- we dont live as long as countryhumans-
China: with the thing i gave you, youll be at least 100. maybe live some past that
Nadia: noooooooooooo-
((and no, Nadia cant commit lifen't
Amber: Nadia im getting old for a human- im middle aged, accept it-
Nadia: being too old-
Amber: no such thing as what-
Nadia: no such thing-
Amber: i cant handle more- im to old for that- *oh right shes approaching her 50s oops*
Nadia: of course we do-
((did i paint a picture in your head with mine?
Amber: we dont need more-
(oh yeah! I remember that, I like painting a picture for whoever reads my stories. cuz a lot of the books I read do the same thing and paint images in my head)
Nadia: moRe!!
((this is a national contest, my chances of winning are slim, but my teacher is offering extra credit for whoever enters so im doing it
((and youre descriptive, like in that water drop thing you showed me
Amber: mOre??
(t e a c h m e-)
Nadia: I would get more if we had the space but we dont-
((tell me what you think so far
Amber: yeah we do
France: well thats good
Nadia: that part was unintentional but we love em anyways
Great Britain: (._.)
Nadia: I took in one foster kid
California: what happened to them after?
Nadia: ask Daniel
Daniel: hi I was that kid-
France: tried to, but SOMEBODY wouldnt let me *Britain done goofed*
Rose: man, it surprises me you never took in foster kids
*of the people i play as, Russia, Belarus, Nikki, Amber, Emily, Astrid, Japan, China, Jimin, and Skylar all raise their hands*
Russia: France, youre nothing without kids
France: .....true-
Ame: because you're part of the belarussexuals family
Russia: Aussie. youre s t r a i g h t. and snakesexual
Australia: i dont do that with snakes-
Russia: my bad, kangaroosexual
Australia: no-
Russia: koalasexual
Australia: stop-
Russia: ...Belarussexual-
Australia: no- wait i mean yes.
Ame: it's cuz I'm the most fabulous รนwรบ
Rose: I question you
Blake: i dont think i could ever sleep with a guy
Andy: hm.... *hes obviously thinking about it* maybe because youve never had the opportunity
Daniel: I was a closeted bisexual for years, I know what I'm talking about *he's so mentally and emotionally tired he doesn't even care about how sassy or bland he is rn- it's a mood*
Blake: whatever you say, weirdo
(I'm watching Queer Eye rn)
Daniel: that you don't completely hate that idea, you bisexual disaster
Blake: what is my face telling you?
(okie)
Daniel: your red faces tell a completely different story
((gm, wont be on much
Blake: *arguing with Andy about something*
Nikki: you two would.. make a great.. gay couple 7w7w7w7w7w7
Blake: *his face goes red* would not!
Andy: *his face is red too* yeah! *yep, theyre closeted bisexuals*
(they do, ozzy has em all the time)
Abby: w
h
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e
z
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((also imma head to bed. im rlly tired. goodnight!
((also i thing dongs can have nightmares, my pup was whimpering in his sleep, woke up in shock, was shaking, and now looks afraid to go back to sleep
Jimin: w h e e z e
Rose: w h e e z e
Amber: w h e e z e
(it's not sucky! and maybe you should try doodling faces, eyes, limbs n stuff in different styles to see what ones you like then combine them to see if you like that style as an improvement)
Ame: w h e e z e
((and if i stop, i wont improve my already sucky art
Russia: o o f
(you just said you've been making a bunch of doodles and that confused me- because when I think break I think from drawing altogether, not just serious stuff. don't mind me, I'm just being stupid)
Ame: e x a c t l y
Amber: .....extra discount~
(except instead of cute faces I just draw Bill)
Ame: why do you think they're always asking for the manager?
Amber: *wheezes* managersexuals-
("NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY")
Ame: why are we talking about the managersexuals?
Amber: yep-
(you don't have to tell me though if you don't want to, whatever you're comfortable with)
Nadia: yep, just like the karens-
Amber: o right. forget the murder and hate crimes happening all over the worls, lets blame the viodeo games-
Nadia: no that's the video games
((well you made it seem like i am suppossed to be with you. and LAST time i tried to be with someone else, you vented about it. so obviously i cant so i might as well stop trying
Amber: i remember that. but now they "cause violence in children"
(sorry I make you feel like that, as I've said before I don't care if you end up with someone else, as long as they don't hurt you then I'm happy for you and I'll support you, I don't mean to make you feel trapped and I don't mean to trap you at all, as long as we are at least friends then that's all that matters to me)
Ireland: yeah, cartoons had guns in em
((and that makes me eel like i cant be anyone else. it makes me feel "trapped", when you say that
Amber: you were born in a different generation, back when sayin that stuff didnt mean as much
(but I mean you're probably right, though. I am kinda young but I can't help but want someone to love ya know? someone who will be by my side as long as they can, someone who can hold me and someone I can do the same with, you happened to be the person that got stuck me and the person I grew attached to)
Ireland: I was swearin at age 3
Amber: i know but i dont want my KIDS swearing when theyre like 7
Nadia: :V
Ireland: swearin is a great thing- lighten up a bit Amber-
Amber: *sighh*
Nadia: hue hue hue
Mary: dammit!
Amber: see- look at what youre doing-
(oop)
Nadia: no god dammit-
((also hi that took longer than i thought
Amber: stop swearing in front of the bbys-
(I doubt Colin Morrison is a female name-)
Nadia: whAt-
((unless youre lying~~~~
Amber: nadia i stg-
(nOpe, I'm shuttin ya down real quick-)
Nadia: oh-
((and 7w7w7w7w7w7w7 are they fEmale
Sammy: you did- you were yelling at someone on the phone- *ohhhhhhhhhhhhh one of her exes*
(btw, I'm going to a friends house on Sunday so I won't be on unless I'm home)
(which will be in the morning and near the evening/afternoon)
Daniel: mOM WHY WOULD YOU TEACH HIM THESE PHRASES-
Nadia: I DIDN'T-
Sammy: no italy im not bringing you back now go and eat out hungary in hell where you belong *WHERE DID HE LEARN SUCH PHRASES- *looks at Nadia* oh *
Ame: *has a panic attack just hearing that-*
((someone: people who say the N and the F word are bad people
((me: Nad Flanders
((that person:
((that person: listen here you little-
Belarus: lwiaerhgbviUPRHBHJKIPANH;EFSLKJDBMJHOI JFEi9ur-sDBJGHiwroJLKBSHqoiekBJWHI[UHBJW,.nkl;eihjkjehogbkjkrjsdfxzkhilsj
Sammy: well Italy and Hungary are back (._.)
Russia: i toLD YOU-
USSR: no keep going-
{GOJBPSK
Russia: stop youll summon several demons
Belarus: can we have ONE christmas where we have a noRMAL FUCKING DINNER-
Reich: you did, didnt you-
Russia: like mother like child-
Reich: where did you find the gas?
Russia: what?
Reich: where did you get the Zyklon B
Russia: and why would i tell you that?
Reich:
Russia:
Reich:
Russia: mom no-
Ame: I doubt he fucking g a s e d people-
China: you most likely went clinically insane. that mixed with your anger issues wouldnt be a good mix.
Reich: you are truly my child
Abby: h o w?
Rose: that's fucking awesome, living forever isn't though
Russia: son im not gonna live forever-
Astrid: yes. you. will.
Russia: i physically cant- im mortal like everyone else in this room-
Ame: dosuwkhsiebwlshhdhdb
Russia: you damn near killed me-
Emily: sorry-
Ame: *wheeeeeeeeze* okaygood-
((she isnt overpowered, it just heals after. obviously she cant do it to much or shell le die
Ame: *has a heart attack- her daughter just cut her hand open in front of her-*
Rose: holy fuck thats awesome!
Emily: yeah- *suddenly takes a knife and cuts her hand open, then she says something in another language and then her hand and the blood thats dripped off ignite*
(should we do it after the Christmas thing?)
Nadia: white? you'll melt someone's face off with that-
Nikki: owo?
Emily i figured out my magic power- only thing is, it involves me being hurt (._.) i have fire magic like rose and Nadia, but i make it with my blood, and the fire is white instead of orange *which means its the hottest form of fire*
Rose: because you're pure-
((it also kinda fits in the way that Abby feels like shell never be good enough for Charlyt due to Charlyt's singing and playing talent, even when they start working together. just replace Judy with Abby
Nikki: how am i not... a tiny demon-
Ame: ShhHhhhHhHhHhHHHhhHh
Emily: but father-
Astrid: were yOu-
Ame: it's because sometimes y'all are too weird for me to comprehend-
Astrid: wait why-
Emily: its probably because of me-
Ame: I want to disown them sometimes-
Lilly: wait "them"-? qwq
Finland: what a- colorful american vocabulary you have
Russia: get used to it
Rose: not my what? my tITS-
Ivy: *whines and reaches back to Rose, more specifically, her chest*
Jimin: wait is she hungry or something- normally she wants your arms not your-
Rose: but- ;^; my bby-
Jimin: you've had Ivy for the past week since you had her- i wanna hold her- *Ivy because Rose wanted another plant related name and Heathers was in my head "Ivy covered walls and smokey french cafes"*
Rose: nuuuuuuu qwq
Amber: i know 2 and maybe 3? learning the korean that Nadia speaks-
Willow: i know 4 as well
Nikki: same
Jimin: *slowly takes the bby from Rose, she had her bby*
(20 coffees would be fucking amazing rn ngl)
Nadia: hue hue i know 4 languages huehuehue
Rose: what does that have anything to do with finnish? or Finland in general-
((also i asked Tyler for a dollar for coffee and he gave me a 20- 20 COFFEES-
((im kidding ill give him the chAnge
Finland: *says something in finnish*
Kazakhstan: what did you say-
Finland: some insults. yes, ill teach you how to swear in Finnish-
Nadia: *pat pat*
Amber: homophobes are eggs-
Russia: use current insults, Amber
Amber: ... i was about to say homophobes are gay wth-
Russia: Amber, youre not very good at insulting people
Amber: qwqwqwqwq
Nadia: ew
Jackson: and then they get all homophobic
Skylar: yeah but its hard to find a girl who ACTUALLY likes other girls-
Amber: ...fake lesbians are a thing-
Skylar: they all pretend to because its "popular" now i guess (._.)
Daniel: welcome to bisexuality
((also is that Amare using one of your accounts-
Skylar: guys are good looking but girls are kinda hot too-
Amber: took you long enough to realize that
(aw qwq goodnight!! see you tomorrow!!)
Jackson: YOU THINK?????
((also gtg mom is home GOODNIGHT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Skylar: dlsihailu;fszlbs;B im not lesbian- i think-
Jackson: 7U7
Skylar: just wanted to know. geez- i heard the term and i was curious-
Jackson: 7u7 welllllll?
Amber: i know
Skylar: oh i dunno i just wanted *she mumbles the red of her sentence*
Nadia: *red faced* hot
Jackson: whyd you wanna know?
Amber: i know-
Skylar: mom whats a lesbian growl-
Amber: *you know what im talking about cuz you les but she does the flirty growl/purr*
Nadia: short hair is sexy my dude
Amber: and i told some of the people i work with that im cutting my hair shorter *its getting long* and theyre all saying "no dont do that you look cute with long hair".. like okay?? i dont care?? this only for the girls and the gays-
Nadia: S H A R O N
Ohio: RESPECT THE DRIP KAREN
Nadia: s p i l l.
Amber: oh i have some major tea when it comes to homophobes-
Russia: how about yall are too RELATED for that?
Astrid: ....she good lookin tho-
Ame: FUCK NO-
Russia: guys youre making a mess-
Ame: do you really have to do that?
Rose: yes
Kazakhstan: *smaccs him upside the head*
Ame: 100 bucks
*Sweater weather is blasting from upstairs*
Russia: Ame how much you wanna bet thats Abby and Charlyt-
USSR: mood
Reich: though if she ever bites me- ill just say no hetero-
Great Britain: y e a h
Reich: yeesh- dont make her mad- ever-
Great Britain: y e a h
Reich: France come here for a sec pls-
France: yeah?
Reich: smile. with your teeth
France: uh.. alright *does so, and boi oh boi they are-*
Reich: okay go-
France: alright... yall are kinda weird *walks away*
Reich: shesabitscary-
(I'm making smores)
Great Britain: they are really sharp.
Reich: im sure its not THAT bad. *her teeth are actually pretty sharp-*
Great Britain: she bites ME
Reich: i SAID i was sorry! at least i dont bite the person im with
(*snuggle*)
Great Britain: it's just easier with her, she doesn't scratch my back to bloody hell
((qwq
Reich: really? i thought thered be some sort of difference in feeling between me and say.. France? since youve been with both of us
(*hug* i sowwy)
USSR: idk
Great Britain: no different than with a male
((and yeah. i hurtie
Reich: hes finally gonna get lAid- *Kaz and Finland are officially a thing now* wait.. whats sleeping with a woman like- ive only ever been with guys- Empire wouldnt let me anywhere near her so she doesnt count
(dentists are inhumane)
USSR: ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
((and alright, she kept digging and digging into my gums until they bled and then said i need to floss more and my whole mouth hurts now
*alright*
Kazakhstan: oi, Russ?
Russia: hm?
Kazakhstan: i have something to ask you and it involves women so *pulls him aside*
Reich: 7w7w7w7w7w7
*oh we can do what you had planned! I just ran out of ideas*
*oh i had more planned but if you wanna skip then thats fine*
*skip to dinner? *
Great Britain: well...now's your chance to change that *smiles*
Orcharia: i meant in the sense im not who you wanted me to BE. im not a good person..
Great Britain: you aren't unwanted, not at all, and you never were
Orcharia: good.. sorry for not being the daughter you wanted..
Great Britain: I was, don't worry
((context, thats what southerners were saying in their churches in the slave times
Rose: :0
China: so it works? alright, ill make more *gives her the whole bottle*
Rose: thisissomuchbetter
China: *yeets to Rose* try this *rubs a new lotion on her arms, and shes no longer in pain. none. at all. for the first time in years. yep, im making her comfortable before she dies because haha yes. it will still hurt when she gains more cracks though* hows that?
Rose: ah I'm fine sweetie
Sandy: i see that. and yeah, im adopted in, but im still part of this- and oh my youre cracked! looks like it hurts..
Rose: he'll be alright, don't worry about it. he's got our good luck, since y'all are technically part of our family
Sandy: Brooklyn, go do something
Brooklyn: *Sandy's daughter* *she becomes big shy and hides in Sandy's skirt*
Belarus: shes so shy- whos the father?
Sandy: my husband, hes in the military right now overseas
Belarus: well i hope he returns safely
Rose: :0000000
France: no! ...stay
Australia: and thee more coming and thatll be it from me-
*two guys and a girl walk in, it takes everyone a moment to recognize them. Sandy, DJ and Tyler, the triplets Bella raised*
Belarus: :0000 you three!
Sandy: hey, mom! *:0 she has a little girl with her :00000*
Great Britain: well then
((student: ....1775-
((i mean- she aint wrong-
*Cherry and Orcharia come*
France: howdidyougetthemhere-
Orcharia: i decided that i hate the fact my family doesnt like me and i want to make it right-
Cherry: and i owe it to my mother (._.)
Rose: yey
Russia: youre my oldest with Ame if that helps-
Japan: *finally notices Tai and does big nuzzle*
Tai: Hi mom-
Rose: I was so proud of being the oldest qwq then I found out you're related to me
("Hi Lilian, it's me Amare. I'm writing this because I'm 1. unable to see you and 2. really sorry for what I did. (also I want us to at least stay friends, but that's probably not a possibility .-.) I wish I could just got back in time and undo all of this. it was meant as a joke but now I see that was way over the line. Another thing...I just want to talk to you, like two normal people, having a normal convo. it's kinda lonely with different lunch and study hall periods. can we at least go back to that? without anything weird involved. (Also, I guess RadioDust is alright) I'd say I'm writing a story but I haven't gotten to the first chapter yet, maybe you could help me eih that?
Tai: what do you mean finally? ive been with her forever. and yeah, this is my half sister
Joan: oh, my name is Joan. and uh.. which parent do you share?
Russia: me. im both of their fathers, hes my oldest kid
Joan: ah
(I just got a huge apology letter from amare and I lowkey feel like crying)
Rose: you finally got laid! and you're gonna have kids 7w7 *looks at the lady* sup, I'm Rose
Russia: aight i have a wife
Tai: *yeets in and sees Rose* hey sis- also i brought my fiance *this gurl look super preggo-*
Russia: some of the eggnog is spikes, miss.
Woman: alright
and if she doesn't like you then oh well, she's probably had too many sticks up her ass)
Ame: she/her!
Russia: Belarus and Ame- pronouns so were all aware-
Belarus: They/them- you can call me either Bella or Red it doesnt matter today
Rose: I'd love to see him qwq
((also im having another anxiety attack because my dad us calling the school about my ELA teacher because i havent been getting A's due to the group stuff and me being afraid to retake tests because of the cold reads
*THREE HOURS? BRUH IN THAT TIME AME COULD COOK ENOUGH TO STOP WORLD HUNGER-*
Russia: Aussie keeps telling me hes convinced rarely-seen family members to come today.... if he managed to get Tai here-
(okie)
*yeah-*
Ame: *has spent the past three hours cooking*
((GMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
((i gotta leave skool early for a dentist appointment qwq
*skip to the merry crisis dinner party before Jimin and Rose commit naturally caused lifen't?*
(*more snuggle*)
(okie qwq GOODNIGHT!!!! SWEET DREAMS!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐)
Nadia: :D
((im not- mostly-
((also i woke up exhausted this morning so imma go to bed early tonight so GOODNIGHT *HUGS* <3333333333333333333
Amber: uh-
(*snuggle* nu sad)
Nadia: why not!
((qwq
Amber: why is this a thing-
(I hope qwq)
Nadia: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
((perhaps
Me: here ill do you a favor for just a second *makes 9 more Ambers*
Amber: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!?!?!?
(yep, maybe he's getting better? idk)
Nadia: damn, it'd be just like how it was when I was in a coma
((oh! well hes less stinky today
Jimin: nope nope nope nope nope *goes back to normal*
(he did a good thing today though, sabrina told him about the thing with amare and he hugged me then asked if I was okay. my mom said the first text he sent her was "pull her out of school" and I was surprised 100)
Nadia: no you're amber 2, not as good as the original but still just as hot as her so I'd bang
((ew hes stinky for that- i mean hes stinky for everything else he does but especially for that-
Jimin: im your father- that would be incest-
(he hasn't cheated on sabrina but he cheated on my mom with some chick)
Nadia: oh y e s
((also when you said my dad is like brad but not creepy and a cheater- whos your dad cheating on Sabrina with????
Jimin: oh no-
(yuh)
Nadia: two ambers? oh yes-
((n a h
Jimin: *Alabama scars him and he becomes Amber*
Amber: ew gross go back to normal-
Jimin: gross? im you-
Amber: e x a c t l y
(yuh)
Rose: he doesn't like to talk about it
Nadia: oh- okay
((nah
Willow: dad why is your cat form covered in scars? *none of his kids know that he used to hurt himself-
Jimin: *goes back to normal and ignores the question*
(y e s)
Ame: D:
((n o
Jimin: *becomes a cat and smaccs his leg because cats can defy all rules*
(y u h)
Ame: nobody can hit me >:3
((W H E E Z E
((n a h
France: im female and if you hit me, youre disrespectful
Russia: thats a double standard. cuz if YOU hit HIM, then its fine
( w h e e z e )
(y u h)
Ireland: shit, a loophole
((s am e- i felt that
((nah
Reich: and about Britain- eh hugging your ex isnt a good idea
France: .... *attempts to hug Ireland and succeeds because he cant hit her- unlike a certain british dood, he RESPECTS women*
(idk- I always feel like something is my fault because I'm used to everything being blamed on me so I apologize for everything-)
(you should have line full days off-)
Ireland: yeah I'd probably slap ya
((its fine
((this IS my free time
Reich: *is more gentle*
France: *is now able to breathe and hugs back*
Russia: why france?
Reich: idk she was close and the least likely to slap me- *since Britain and Ireland were also close to him*
(sorry, I shouldn't put my insecurities onto you, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make this awkward either)
(hhhh and don't feel bad because I keep saying sorry- I'm not trying to guilt trip you or make you feel bad- it's just a bad habit of mine- I feel obligated to apologize for the smallest inconveniences, sorry)
(you still should have free time! just because he has a job and is in some pain doesn't mean he's exempt from daily chores. he's an adult. it's his responsibility to take care of the house, not you)
Great Britain: Reich not so hard- loosen up
((....guess i cant say much more or ill be a hypocrite :/
((but he has reason! i dont have a job rn so i should be cleaning
Russia: mom show love every once in a while
Reich: i did when you 5 were conceived-
Russia: *facepalm* not THAT love. you know what im talking about. hug somebody. anybody
Reich: ...uh..... *attepmts to hug france. its obvious he has no clue what hes doing because she looks like shes being squeezed to death*
(I try, but it still sticks in the back of my mind and creeps up whenever it can)
(he should do it more often)
USSR: n o-
((well still! just ignore them
((he does sometimes
Reich: stAHP-
(still. he needs to help every once in a while.)
USSR: you can't be grumpy forever *nooggie*
((well hes tired and in pain so he should sleep while me and my mom clean
Reich: dont mention it.. seriously, i mean it *going back to being an old grump* *but cracks a bit and smiles a bit, just for a second*
(he should still contribute, sabrina works nights and she cleans the whole house almost every day)
Great Britain: that's....really sweet, coming from you, thank you, it means a lot *smiles a little*
Reich: *o right* okay i was thinking this through so i dont sound hypocritical... but i wouldnt want you gone either. yeah, our past.. isnt the greatest... but i still genuienly care about you, especially because of the fact that our families became connected when Rus married Ame. thats about all i can say without getting too touchy or hypocritical *brUH THAT WAS HEARTFELT- ESPECIALLY COMING FROM REICH-*
Great Britain: two of them at least *snuggles her, reich was his first bf remember?*
((and they work all day. well more like my mom works all day and my dad all night but still
France: see? even your exes think you should- uh- i was gonna say live but uh- just not off yourself.. again..
Ireland: I mean you aren't the best but you dont deserve to die
USSR: exactly, you've had more people wrong you than the other way around
France: like who? *and have them prove him wrong, like Ireland or USSR*
Great Britain: not all of them
France: ask people in here! theyll agree with me
Great Britain: others would disagree..
France: *relaxes a lot* same with you.. you dont deserve to die..
Great Britain: honey you're anything but useless...*rubs circles in her back*
France: oh.. *hugs him back tightly, shes always craving for his touch, all she wants is love qwq* i was beginning to feel useless for a second there *nuzzles into his chest uwuwuwu*
Great Britain: wait darling no-*hugs* I want to but you being here stops me from doing so, that's more than enough
France: oh... i thought me being here would be enough... *no the french bby is sad now qwq*
Great Britain: no-
France: no- you did it once? wasnt that enough??
Great Britain: but- please-
Russia: does that apply to me as well?
France: is your name Britain?
Russia: ...yes-
France: so im married to you?
Russia:... yes thank you-
Great Britain: that was after you left me, jackass.
Great Britain: what-
Ireland: ya gotta reboot em
Australia: cain't is now a word
Russia: can't and ain't make cain't
Great Britain: because I know PROPER English unlike some *glances at Ame*
Ame: ain't IS a word
Russia: France. you speak like him
France: whatever-
Reich: eh.
Great Britain: Soviet must you be so immature with your vocabulary.
USSR: yes, yes I do
Reich: about time-
Ame: I get to see ur biceps tho-
Russia: i feel weird without my sweater
Japan: dont you feel better wearing only the t shirt tho-
Russia: yeah but- still weird
Ame: (._.)
Russia: *left with his t-shirt*
Japan: yes
(ye)
America: damn
Rose: you stole his sweater
((she wouldve had the bby by then
Sarah: what- no-
Russia: Japan, can i have my jacket back?
Japan: can i have my virginity back?
Russia: nah honey thats mine now-
Japan: *ties his jacket around her wait* theres your answer
(SGEJAKDJRU BEFORE ROSE DIES WE HAVE TO RP A FAMILY CHRISTMAS DINNER/PARTY SGSJFKFYDVSSUES)
Rose: babe I'll be fine- so will Nikki
Nikki: ...i dont.. want my arms... falling apart qwqwqwqwq
Jimin: *big snuggle* youre not alowed to die- this will be the one thing i keep you from doing-
Rose: *takes off the tape and the same thing happened* (.-.)
Russia: k *he takes the ones on his left arm off, immediatly after, a piece of his arm falls and becomes dust* )._.)
France: yeahkeepthoseonhahaha- *hugs him*
Russia: *fixes it* France your hugs cant fix everything-
France: they can and they will qwqwqwqwqwq
Rose: I'm the same way- I use tape though
Japan: Russia ive seen enough of your arms fall off- dont risk it!
Russia: fine *pulls his arms up, revealing bandages-*
France: russia.
Russia: OH! yeah im not hurting myself- they help me feel better. like Japan said, im falling apart. i have a dumb thought that maybe ill stay together like this. if you want me to prove it and take em off, i will
Finland: i know, its nice. refreshing, even, from the summer sun.
Russia: we keep it cold here for those of us who crack when they get too warm
Belarus: cuddling Aussie is hard because of that, because of how naturally hot his country is qwq
Ame: y'all practically live here
((oop
((thats cute uwuwuwu
France: *finally let go of Perla*
Finland: oh my- Rus when you said your family was big, you werent kidding!
Russia: yep. we can all only fit in this house, or go outside, but then the states would be left out so we stay in here
(also we're having gym for study hall again hhhhhh-)
(France is like a mother to Mariam)
Ukraine: hey
((also how is mariam with France? considering ever since france died and found mariam, she entertained her and told her stories and such and mothered her to no end?
*knocc on door*
Emily: i got it *opens it* oh hi youre new-
Finland: oh- Hello! im Finland *she seems so cute and friendly iuwoegfvjlskbviuoW;G*
Kazakhstan: *blushu*
Russia: heya Fin
Rose: ha
((Canada acted like a top- it was a fluff
Japan: Jimin can i have your wife-
Jimin: no-
Japan: well darn
Rose: uwu
Xara: yeek
Japan: :D
Ane: wheeze
Rose: *picks her up*
Xara: *pulls him from the state pile*
Russia: *puts China on his shoulders*
China: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- qwqwq
Japan: >:0 i want picked up-
Ame: help-
Rose: this is a mood
*Ame is now being crushed*
Russia: im not sad- carrying her is fun because she hates it
China: put me dowwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn qwq i dont like being this high off the ground-
States: *tackle him*
Nadia: dude this is unhealthy-
Pennsylvania: EVERY OTHER STATE GET OVER HERE-
Russia: *carrying China like a teddy bear*
Amber: hes been away from your side for not even 2 minutes, hell be back
Russia: no ive given myself an obsession with carrying her
Ame: UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU *hugs back "
Pennsylvania: America how many times must i tell you that im not gonna- waityourenotAmerica- :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD PAPA! *yeets to him and hugs him*
Ame: *yeets up there "
Russia: why dont you go upstairs and see the rest of the states?
Ame: uwu
Hawaii: *nuzzle*
Ame: I know sweetie I know qwq
Hawaii: i listen to the other America because Russia said we should.. but hes not YOU qwqwqwqwqwq
(goodnight! see you tomorrow! sweet dreams!!)
Ame: I missed you too sweetie!
Hawaii: i missed you qwqwqwqwq
Ame: :0 uwu *snuggle the bby gorl*
Alabama: okay- *gets dragged by Alaska down to the meeting area*
Russia: *clears throat* Hawaii
Hawaii: *bounds down the stairs, sees Ame, is big happy, and commits jump on Ame and mega snuggle*
Texan: pleaseeeeee go away-
Ame: I think him and Alaska are still a thing- maybe he's poly- idk- my kids don't pay attention to me anymore so it's not like they talk to me- qwq
Alabama: well~? *cursed Child*
Texas: *uncomfortable yeehaw noises*
Russia: what happened to Alaska- *mutters to Ame* and do i want the answer to that question-
(bruh I have such a migraine-)
Alabama: I'M ASKING TEXAS A QUESTION! so Texas, is everything REALLY bigger in Texas?~
Ame: N O- SON STOP-
((blame kaitlynn
Kazakhstan: ill physically prove it-
Russia: no dont were kidding- .... alabama gET BACK UPSTAIRS-
(uwu)
(*cri*)
Ukraine: you suuureeeeee?
((*hug*
((he e h e e
Russia: *snorts* lets hope you can pleasure her-
Kazakhstan: sTOP- ive grown since i was E I G H T
Belarus: ya sure, buddy?
(*hug hug*)
(y e s.)
*y33t*
Ame: yeah that won't end well
((yeah *hugs* thought my phone was gonna get taken-
Russia: valid. but yeah dont rush anything, shes shy. dont scare her off. *also the reason i made Finland a girl is bc i saw a really cute fanart and in it Finland was female so yeet*
(that's some anxiety right there chief)
(but either way *hug*)
Ame: t r u e
((also hahahahha *nervous laugh* my parents took my phone to see who im texting. it was just my friend but bro for 5 solid minutes i thought i was in trouble but i didnt even know why
((but im not
Kazakhstan: CHILL- if she accepts i wont jump right to that right away- thats dumb-
Russia: thats how i got Ame basically- *the whole mario kart thing was like 2 weeks after they started going out*
Kazakhstan: yeah but thats Ame and you- thats different
me: *shoves my knife collection into my mouth because I'm bored af*)
(c u r s e d s h i t)
USSR: L A I D
Kazakhstan: you WANT me to be with someone?
Reich: yes. its embarrassing in a way. go get a girl. or guy. or nb. it doesnt matter as long as theyre a person and its consensual
Ukraine: *face palm*
USSR: you're the only one of my kids that's still a virgin. get. laid.
((also did you read the fanfic yet? itll scare you
Russia: bro youve had a crush on her since you were like- 9- ask her o u t
Kazakhstan: but shes out of my league????? that and ive never really made any attempts to get close to her
Russia: yall were talking at the last meeting-
Kazakhstan: o thats right-
((btw when I type short sentences it doesn't mean I'm mad it just means I can't think of anything else to say- sorry if this is annoying but I overthink everything-sorry))
Ukraine: ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)