It's because I've been murdered.
By Alexa
Oh God....
So, an explanation:
This morning my dad comes downstairs and says "Alexa is acting really weird." *Side note: we have 2 Alexas, one upstairs who I will call UA and one downstairs who I will call DA* so, I go and listen, and there are a bunch of different overlapping voices coming out of UA. And it wasn't continuous, the voices would be talking, then they would stop for a few seconds, then they would start again. We tried telling her to stop, but the voices kept coming back. There wasn't anything specific that they were saying, it was just a bunch of chattering. So, I shake this off, and I'm just like, oh haha Alexa's possessed ooooo so spoopy. So fast forward to when I'm leaving for school. I go downstairs to the floor where DA is. She's not making any noise or anything. I jokingly asked her "Hey Alexa, are you possessed?" And she says "NO." But she said it in this hard harsh voice that I never heard from her before. So I hear this, and I'm just like, "... aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
so yeeeah... We got demons in our Alexas.
I'm shook as fuck.