Ok so i guess this is my review on it so yea
So i watched The Last Jedi like a few hours ago and i have a shit ton of emotions about it
WARNING: THERE SHALL BE SPOILERS IN THIS. SORRY.
Apparently, The Last Jedi is the longest of all the Star Wars films and it sure felt like it (not really in a bad way)
Overall opinion: I loved it!
jeez i suck at reviews oh well i was never wise with words anyways
Ok so like yea we got a new main character, a pilot (i think?) named Rose whose sister unfortunately dies a hero in the beginning of the movie by dropping bombs on a Star Destroyer (quite strange considering there isno gravity in space but oh well). Rey is still at that island where Luke was hiding and Luke finally grabs his lightsaber from her..... only to throw it behind him and walk away not giving any actual fucks in the world. Then Finn wakes up from his deep sweep and heck i suck at summarizing lets just get to the important stuff
First off, r e y l o.
FUCKIN REYLO
Reylo is the shipname for Kylo Ren and Rey, and I dont think I'd ever see myself obsessed with a ship between them two considering i didnt pay attention much to their sorta chemistry in The Force Awakens? But yea my fren who watched it before I did was telling me how she shipped Kylo Ren and Rey and me and my other friend were like "wtf"
But in the last jedi its just udhgrhisneid so much reylo that now my heart hurts wtf like you can tell that Ben (kylos actual name) loves Rey and ,just, omg like when he says to her "you are nothing. But not to me" my heart just fuckin exploded and reylo has officially taken over my life ladies and gents
The frikin new animal things thooooo
Like the porgs and crystal fox dudes are so awesome and adorable
On the other hand, those weird cows with the low titties were so fuckin uncomfortable to look at and then when Luke literally squeezes milk out of one those atrocious tits and just drinks it like WTF LUKE
and then u got yoda and stuf being like "missed you, young skywalker" out of nowhere and somehow makes lightning out of nowhere and makes the tree with the jedi books in it go in flames ibetallofthisdoesntmakeanysensewhyamiwastingmytimeohwell
I really should be sleeping right now so ill maybe add to this more later ok have a great day/night
(expect fan art for this movie of course, also i feel bad that i havent been drawing anything star wars at all lately)
▪On a more serious note, its been a year since Carrie Fisher's passing and I just want to say that I miss her a lot,even if I dont really feel like she's gone. R.I.P.▪