When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade.
Make life take BACK the lemons.
GET MAD.
Say, “I don’t want your DAMN lemons- what the hell are these?!”
Demand to see life’s manager.
Make life rue the day that it thought it could give Cave Johnson LEMONS.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
I'M THE MAN THAT'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
WITH THE LEMONS!!!
I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a COMBUSTIBLE lemon-

THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!

Again if you understand this then you're amazing. I just wrote it down because this quote is so perfect and hilarious.