-lunch-
Friend 1: My arm hurts
Me: Getting bit by a dog does that to you
Friend 2: How deep was it??
F1: *So very deep*
Me: He took it that way.
F1: I took it that way.
F2: What--
F2: I was just talking about the woUnd WhAT
F1: Rephrase it then
F2: Uhh... How far in did it go-
F2: wAIT-
F1: BRO THAT'S WoRsE *dYiNg*
Me: *dead*
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We all need mental help.