This is gonna be a little long so brace yourself:
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Teacher: Alright, pencils out and nothing on your desks, it's time for your favorite math testttt!
Friend: ThAt RHYMES
Teacher: I know that was on purpose.
Friend: TEACH ME
Teacher: I know what you're doing, trying to distract me
Teacher: hAH
Teacher: It won't work.
Friend: Fuck.
Me: *lol*
Teacher: Language young padawan.
Friend: Well I mean I'm gonna be alright with the test.
Friend: Everyone else is gonna die.
Me: I sAdLy AgrEe
Class: *groans in agreement*
Teacher: Alright shut up *passes tests out* Good luck
Me: *looks at test*
Me: Ah.
Me: *Ah*
Me: *I'm GoInG tO FaiL*
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*after test*
Friend: It wasn't so bad.
Me: My EvErYtHinG hUrtS
Me: FuCk yoU