Jeff2kgamer ^_^ left a comment!
WHY MUST I SUCK SO BAD AT SPLATOON 2
LIKE SERIOUSLY
*respawn*
“This time, I’ll be more ca—“ *gets splatted five times at once at the spawn point*
“I have you now.” *shoots, misses, then gets splatted by some crazy weapon Jeff doesn’t have cuz he is still just level 4 and everyone else is at least level 70*
“Hey! Maybe losing gives you more experience!” *gets a very low amount of experience worse than winning*
“This new snipe rifle should do the trick.”
*snipes, misses, then gets shot from behind by a player he didn’t even notice*
*at the end Jeff is at the bottom of the rank list*
“Oh well, next time will be better!”
*he dies the most times and doesn’t hit a single player no matter how hard he tries*
“Eh... I’ll go make a drawing!” *spends forever drawing a picture before realizing he needs Facebook or Twitter to post it (I DON’T DO FRICKIN SOCIAL MEDIA WORLD JUST LEMME POST IT ON THE FREAKING GAME) and his work was for nothing*
“...who am I kidding, I suck at this game... I might not go to the splatfest. I’m not good or cool enough for the splatfest, I’m a disgrace... I’ve always wanted to attend one, but everyone is better than me... maybe I’ll just leave it to the better people, cuz I suck...”
Dang
It ruins my self confidence sometimes
😥
> Jeff2kgamer (alternate) ah, i see i recommend motion controls because they’re way easier to use
> ★CosmicBlue★ And mine are 2/30
> ★CosmicBlue★ I use stick controls
don’t let your losses get you down, either!! my win/lose ratio is 26:24