“Ah yes, I can see that is frustrating, BUT EXCUSE YOU, I AM NOT A PEICE OF PAPER.”

Greetings. you’ve wandered into this cursed land of fan fiction and queerness. Enjoy your stay. It’s approximately thirty seven green rupees for a bed. Also, hell, why is the gender thing just male and female???

I seem to be incredibly bad at love. Listen, children. Never let your time pass you by, if you happen to be like me, it’s rare and few when you find someone, and don’t introduce them to people. Trust me.