random character dump(?) Idfk
5 years ago
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*thinks of story*
These peeps are forced to live together in heck (nicer hell). A few of these peeps didn't deserve to go to heck and they're just there to make sure someone's eye doesn't get poked out with a pencil.
So yep they're all technically dead
Aside from basil. He just got forced there bc Zander had a lamp, but since Zander is dead basil technically doesn't have to listen to him (genie master loop hole). But sadly he's still stuck there.
Um
Zander: *feriously rubs lamp* heh I'll be outta here in-
Basil: Hi
Zander: Damnit I was hoping for a hot chic
Basil: Damnit I was hoping for someone who isn't an asshole
Zander: BITCH JUST GET ME OUTTA HERE!!
Basil: I don't cater to dead assholes
Idk I'm bored and tired af