The vegans are at it again~,
People are protesting plastic straws because,,,,
"oH ENVIRONMENT" like bitch, lemme tell u somethin.
i miiiigggghhhttttt, mayyybbeeee, just posssibbllyyyy.....
NOT GIVE A \heck/
ABOUT FUCKIN SEA TURTLES?
OOO THERE SHE GOES, MAKING YET ANOTHER CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT.
So yeah, some people are threatening my precious plastic TUBES over SEA TITTIIES and uH
HOLY SHIT I'm mad
you can be dumb all you want, just stop infringing on my STRAWS. i legitimately cannot care less if ONE sea tittle dies. i don't want to spill soda all over my fucking face, or use a rusty metal straw, thanks.
OH, AND THE DAY MY LIPS EVER EVEN SO AS TOUCH ONE OF THE CURSED
p a p e r
s t r a w s ?


that is the day i die
right there
in that fucking building,
in a dark, corrupted world, surrounded by sea turtles.
T H I S
I S
W A R
you CAN BURY ME IN MY BEAUTIFUL STRAWS, COMRADES, FOR I WILL HAVE FOUGHT A LONG BATTLE AGAINST THE CURSED FORCES.
fear me or suffer.
:)