Okay, so you're on a bar of a Diner

Phase 1 is VS a Spoon and a Fork
Spoon moves by jumping in preset arcs, firing projectiles by flipping in midair
Fork hobbles around, trying to jump directly on you with his pronged head. If he misses, he gets stick in the table, leaving him vulnerable for a bit
And now and again,a Salt and Pepper Shaker ride a Steak Knife with legs across the table.

Phase 2 is Vs that Coffee Mug that's been to the right
The Mug spits coffe bean projectiles at you. It aims at you. When the larger Coffee Bean in the mug screams, it's going to splash hot coffee that will stay on the ground, forcing you to get on the plates to the left and limit the area you can move

Phase 3 has the owner of the Diner, who has been cooking in the background the entire time so far, notice the mess you've made. She'll then use whatever she's got on hand, being frying pans, cleavers, or her own two hands, to try and squish you like cockroaches.
Oh and she's huge compared to you.