Welcome to another episode of: My humor is broken. Please take a seat and enjoy the ride.
Another year has past and I’m still single. Why you might ask, well I’m not sure myself. Objectively I think I’d be a pretty good catch. Because…
Number 1: I have pretty and long legs, a feature many people might envy. (Only achieved a slender figure by running away from any commitment ever)
Number 2: I have pretty eyes and yes they sparkle just like the picture (actually they only light up when there is a Manga sale or they are totally red from staying up all night watching romance animes)
Number 3: I have a super healthy lifestyle (LIES all LIES)

So what would every normal person do?
-Change and work on themselves…
HELL NAH the answer is: wear a new perfume that will turn heads!!! Right? Right!
So in order to be not alone next Christmas I would love to win this perfume :) yikes
Merry Christmas <3

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