Me: -standing in a hallway waiting to be picked up-
Kid 1: -walks up to me- hey do you love kid 2?
Me: huh?
1: are you in love with kid 2?
Me: I don’t know them....
1: want to be introduced to him?
Me: -giving 1 that face that says “what the heck dude...”-
1: I’ll introduce you!
Me: ... -walks away-
Yes that happened.