I’m sorry I’m not smart enough. Not cool enough. Not wise enough. Not charming enough. Not social enough. Not pretty enough. I’m just sorry I’m not good enough in general.
I’m worthless.
All I can do is lend you my ear
And listen to you talk
About whatever is troubling you
And give you the best advice I can.
Whatever happens.
Whatever’s going on.
Whatever you do.
I’ll be here for you.
It may not be much, but it’s all I can do.
And I’ll do whatever it takes to make you happy.
I’ll do anything.
Just tell me what you want me to do.
I’ll do it as best I can.