(me and ryan facetiming)
ryan: *eating graham crackers*
me: *doodling and looking at memes*
ryan: *says out of nowhere* i wuv you
me: you sure about that?
ryan: mhm!
me: you positive?
ryan: yes im positive!
me: SO YOURE MEGA PREGNANT?
ryan: *almost chokes on graham cracker from laughing* WHAT THE FUCK NO-
☆
good times bro, good times
damnitsgoodtohaveabftomessaroundwith
uwu