so there once was a class and they were the class of 2009, this class was very smart but they were also kind of dumb
this one time there were two boys and the teacher had stepped out to make copies of paper and so the only teacher in there was the music teacher, and one of the two boys stole the other boys phone and the boy who got his phone stolen grabbed some scissors and stabbed the kid who took his phone.

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and this is why the reading/ela/spelling teacher is my favorite teacher b/c she always tells us cool stories like this