Me: *talks abt this one guy in my class o n c e*
My mom: oooooooo YOU OIKE HIM DONT YOU!? *wink + shove*
Me: *blishes even though I have no feelings for him*
My mother: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW IT!!
Me: *v confused noises*
Mom: *questioning abt him everyday*
Me: *eventually gets annoyed and stops responding*
Mom: >:[ what are you hiding!?
Me: nothing ;;
Mom: *sneakily watching my every move*
Me: :| *does stupid things*
Mom: :|”

Overall victory for me, smol bean