Me and my dad were looking through colleges and fees and stuff and it was pretty scary. It kinda sapped the life out of me
Dad: So, University of Wyoming? That’s about $12,000 in total. Per semester.
Me: o/O
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Dad: but if you went to WWCC, that would only be about $5,000, and Chadron State would be $3,000. But that doesn’t include everything else, just Tuition. How many scholarships did you say you’ve applied for?
Me: uh... like five...
Dad: well. You’re gonna need a lot more. And aren’t you going to serve a mission?
Me: uh... yeah, later.
Dad: young man, most kids your age say that when they’re in college and guess how many of them actually serve? None of them.
Me: O 0
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Dad: I’d strongly suggest you think about your future.
That’s great, Dad! Just an atheist who is trapped in a family where he can’t voice his opinion!
After college I plan to disappear forever and never come back.