So uh I’m convinced that my school is one of the seven layers of H E L L

Why you ask?

Because the kids there are minions of SATAN

One time at the beginning of the year we allllll got called into an assembly

-Which I was pissed about because I missed out on anime club but anyWAY-

The reason that we got called into an assembly was because kids started shooting each other with rubber bands

“Well that doesn’t sound that bad” You’re right-it was WAY WORSE

BECAUSE people started to launch paper at people and alright that doesn’t sound worse

WELL MATE THEY TOOK IT FROM ZERO TO A FUCKING THOUSAND BECAUSE THEN THEY STARTED TO SHOOT THUMBTACKS AND ROCKS AT PEOPLE

And everyone got in trouble for it even though it was like only ten little shits in the entire school