Me: *In kitchen putting pizza rolls on pan to cook*
Sis: *StRoLlS iN* I smell food
Me: Yeppers.
Sis: Are those for me
Me: I can give you like.. Two.
Sis: Wtf no I want half
Me: Too bad *doesn't use a fork to flip the rolls over and just uses my fingers, almost touching the hot ass pan*
Sis: You'LL GET BURNED-
Me: Maybe *lol*
Sis: You're an idiot
Me: I know *lol*
Sis: I still get half
Me: No you won't *lol*
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She ended up making her own batch of pizza rolls.