1. Welcome to Kentucky. People probably only know we exist for one of these reasons:
1. They live here
2. Chicken
3. Kentucky derby
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Welcome to Texas. Here, step outside and you have a good chance of:
A. Having a heatstroke
B. Seeking excessive amounts of cacti
C. Seeing literally NO TREES and BARELY ANY PLANTS, most of which are CACTI.
D. Getting smacked in the face by a tumbleweed.
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All of this is a joke. My poor attempt at being funny.
I guess some of you guys could do it with your states just for fun, I dunno. I think it’s kinda funny.
Youcanignoreme.