Get a load of this trainwreck..
⟟⏁'⌇ ⍜⎅⎅ ⊑⍜⍙ ⏃ ⌇⟟⋏☌⎍⌰⏃⍀ ⌇⍜⋏☌ ☊⏃⋏ ⋔⏃☍⟒ ⊬⍜⎍ ⌇⏃⎅ ⍙⟟⏁⊑⟟⋏ ⏃ ⌇⟒☊⍜⋏⎅, ☊⏃⎍⌇⟟⋏☌ ⊬⍜⎍ ⏁⍜ ⟟⋏⌇⏁⏃⋏⏁⌰⊬ ⎎⟒⟒⌰ ⌰⟟☍⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⍙⍜⍀⌰⎅'⌇ ⏃☌⏃⟟⋏⌇⏁ ⊬⍜⎍, ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⋏⍜⏁⊑⟟⋏☌ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⏚⟒ ⍜☍, ⏃⋏⎅ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⊬⍜⎍'⍀⟒ ⋏⍜⏁⊑⟟⋏☌ ⋔⍜⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⏃⋏ ⏃ ⌇⋔⏃⌰⌰ ⌇⌿⟒☊☍ ⎍⌿⍜⋏ ⏃ ⏚⟟☌ ⍙⍜⍀⌰⎅. ⊑⟒⌰⌰, ⏃ ☌⟟⏃⋏⏁ ⎍⋏⟟⎐⟒⍀⌇⟒...
⟟ ⎎⟒⟒⌰ ⏚⏃⎅, ⟟ ⎅⍜⋏'⏁ ⎎⟒⟒⌰ ⍙⟒⌰⌰. ⏚⎍⏁, ⟟ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⏁⍜ ⊑⟟⎅⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌿⏃⟟⋏, ⊑⎍⊑? :) ⊑⟟⎅⟒ ⟟⏁, ⌿⍜⍙⟒⍀ ⏁⊑⍀⍜⎍☌⊑ ⟟⏁, ⌿⍀⟒⏁⟒⋏⎅ ⟟⏁ ⟟⌇⋏'⏁ ⏁⊑⟒⍀⟒. ⟊⎍⌇⏁ ⌰⟒⏁ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌇⍜⋏☌ ⌿⌰⏃⊬ ⏃⌇ ⊬⍜⎍ ☊⍜⋏⋏⟒☊⏁ ⟟⏁ ⏁⍜ ⊑⍜⍙ ⊬⍜⎍ ⎎⟒⟒⌰/⎎⟒⌰⏁.
⟟ ⎎⟒⟒⌰ ⏚⏃⎅, ⟟ ⎅⍜⋏'⏁ ⎎⟒⟒⌰ ⍙⟒⌰⌰. ⏚⎍⏁, ⟟ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⏁⍜ ⊑⟟⎅⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌿⏃⟟⋏, ⊑⎍⊑? :) ⊑⟟⎅⟒ ⟟⏁, ⌿⍜⍙⟒⍀ ⏁⊑⍀⍜⎍☌⊑ ⟟⏁, ⌿⍀⟒⏁⟒⋏⎅ ⟟⏁ ⟟⌇⋏'⏁ ⏁⊑⟒⍀⟒. ⟊⎍⌇⏁ ⌰⟒⏁ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌇⍜⋏☌ ⌿⌰⏃⊬ ⏃⌇ ⊬⍜⎍ ☊⍜⋏⋏⟒☊⏁ ⟟⏁ ⏁⍜ ⊑⍜⍙ ⊬⍜⎍ ⎎⟒⟒⌰/⎎⟒⌰⏁.
