Me: .....
Mind: BOOK REPORT DUE IN 3 DAYS
ME: 0H G0D
Mind: :) yeah. And also, remember that thing you said to that one person a few years ago?
Me: ..... yeah ;-;
Mind: that was weird. They probably dont like you now
Me: true
Mind: what if aliens came and took humans as pets?
Me: where did that come from?
Mind: you ask yourself that question every day.
Me: hm.....well maybe we would be sold and kept around this weird den place and fed worms? Kinda like the way humans treat dogs....?
Mind: tf?
Me: hi
Mind: hi
Mind: isn't it a great day to kill yourself?
Me: every day is a great day to kill myself.
Mind: you're right for once in a lifetime.
Me: I have bad grades
Mind: that's also true
Me: yep.
........
Mind: imma go eat.
Me: same.
Also me: just sits on the driveway dying of 'what ifs' and completely forgets I haven't eaten in 7 hours.