So today me and my mom went to a store that has cheep stuff that breaks esalily, so my mom got 2 pairs of gloves, and a leash for one of my dogs, and as we got to the front of the line my mom put the gloves somewhere and left, as we were almost back in the town I live in I realized I accidentally shoplifted a two dollar leash and no one noticed, so when we both found out we laughed about it and went back to the store and paid for the leash. So yeah this story is what I will tell my grandchildren, and you wanna know something else... this wasn’t the first time I accidentally shoplifted an object and no one noticed including me. (Dun Dun Duuuuuun) i’m a criminal!