Number one:Weird stuff

(side note:that isn’t how you give a good hand job.Heres the instructions
1:go like this
2:spin around,stop
3:Double take three times
4:Pelvic thrust
5:stop on your right foot,and don’t forget it
6:Bring it around town twice
7:this,and this,this,this and that this and that,then-
8:if you can’t tell that this is a joke then idk what to tell ya)