"guess how many k3tam1ne needles i stuck in joshua's pillow!!"
"someone said something we thought was super dumb. i won't name names.... but it was joshua."
"vegan options include: loose assorted leaves....that's it."
"I HATE TO B@STARD DEATH NOT BEING ABLE TO BREATHE!!"
"knowing is fun!"
"ALL'S GEL THAT ENDS GEL!" "he spent an hour and a half coming up with that"
"dont we just LOVE when men learn from their mistakes and improve?" (said about the camp chef no longer using actual lava in his lava cakes)
"dont all of you think of joshua when you hear something creepy?"
"may slime never consume you <333"