Don't drink witch hazel cuz it smells good( shit stung my throat)
Don't play on ur tablet late at night becuz u tink ur parents are sleep but they were watching u the whole time and because it damaged ur eyes
Don't suck on ur toe or ur finger because they leave permanent marks of uve done it for 5 years straight
So go deep into utube cuz u will find sum creepy and weird shit that will haunt u and give u nightmares
Don't make ur feet crack when ur sneaking cookies out the refrigerator( gotta be extra quiet)
Don't eat dinner at 12:00 am and go to sleep or ur ass will get bigger
Don't sleep with ur legs up on ur time of the month or that shi t will leak down ur ass
Don't watch p. O. R. N. And get caught or u will get beat up and kicked out by ur parents ( I never get caught meaning I've watched that type of stuff for almost 3 years but don't worry it's for my drawings )
Don't thInk to hard or I'll get a headache
Don't look into the light to long
Don't call some one a Baka or some one will jumkick u and make u pee ur pants(not true)
Don't get in da bed with ur nasty dirty ass feet go wash that shit off
Don't steal my food or I will not the shit out of ur hand
Don't steal roses food or shell bite ur head off
I don't have enough money to buy chikan noogets
Don't eat ur boogers cuz that's just nasty *cough* mylittlesistereatsherboogers *cough*
Don't eat bad food or I'll get food poisoned or ull shit ur self
Don't eat canned dog food Juss becuz it luks gud yeahiatedogfoodbeforebecuzitlookedsogud
Don't color with markers because they bleed thru the ducking paper and leave stains on my fucking floor
Don't wear tight ass pants becuz u want ur ass to be noticed
Don't keep a dead frog (rip slinky) that shit will stank