Music teacher: Okay get a sheet of paper and write down ten Valentine's day songs or break up songs.
Me: Yeah but what if i don't listen to any of that because love is fake, overrated, and dead?
Music teacher: I-

Later:
Me: is looking at the lyrics for The Love Song from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared*
Music teacher: how is bunnies, rainbows, and beavers related to Valentine's day?
Me: you forgot the love cult and the love God Malcom. >:/ Also it's all about love. u-u
Music teacher: I doubt it
Me: YoU hAvEn'T lIsTeNeD tO iT. Plus I know every word by hEaRt.
Music teacher: Ookayy