My conversation with my friend, M
*the group is talking about lgbt*
M: I’m heterosexual
Everyone: really?
M: mhmm
Me: I thought you were Pan...?
M: eh..
Me: alrighty then (inner thoughts: fxck, now I’ll never be able to date her)
M: oml jk guys, how can I be heterosexual when I’m heterophobic??? *laughing*
Me: *rolls eyes* smh

Apparently M is heterophobic lmao
She’s not but it’s our joke