(Or just friends in general if y'all count--)

Just. because. I'm. the. only. Person. nice. to. you. and. Cares. for. you. doesn't. mean. I. like. you. or. You. should. get. attached. to. me.
I 👏 will 👏 not 👏 like 👏 you 👏 back
I 👏 am 👏 aromantic 👏

Thank you for coming to my ted talk 😘