So, I'm not dead, but everyone is just ignoring me, which is....great.
I swear to god though, I just dropped my kindle in the Fucking toilet, and I wanna die. It's not even affected though, for some reason. This thing has a broken screen, has been dropped countless times, and has been in contact with a whole lit more water than it probably should ever be, but it still works, unlike the FOUR other ones that I have had that I TOOK PERFECT FUCKING CARE OF.
BUT THEY STILL DIED.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is this CURSE


But anyways, thanks for reading this.
Unless you didn't.
Then... uh... well you would never have read that I'm the first place, so...
Whatever.