I love smutty fanfics—
“We can celebrate our membership soon!”
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“What are we gonna do? All I can think of is drinking Piña Coladas on the beach.”
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“Sissy drinks on the beach? Come on, Dell! Thinking is your job!”
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“Well, you just done drained any energy my brain cells had to work with!”
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“It’s not my fault you’re handsome!”
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“Well, you got a better idea, Sergeant?”
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Tapping his fingers, Soldier thought. “They’ll have to be in pint glasses. We’re manly men.”
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“What are we gonna do? All I can think of is drinking Piña Coladas on the beach.”
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“Sissy drinks on the beach? Come on, Dell! Thinking is your job!”
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“Well, you just done drained any energy my brain cells had to work with!”
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“It’s not my fault you’re handsome!”
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“Well, you got a better idea, Sergeant?”
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Tapping his fingers, Soldier thought. “They’ll have to be in pint glasses. We’re manly men.”