Not a single human soul :

Me and my sister last night :
My sis - ok so like what if airlines only had seats in first class?
Me out of nowhere - then the other rows would be filled with 100 people called John who had to stand for the duration of the flight, and if there was turbulence they would all fall over at the exact same time.
My sis - okkkkkkkkkk...continue
Me - the pilot is a John too. The plane is made out of pulverised John meat—
My sis - yo what the fuck XD