Paper straws: -1000000/10
taste gross, gross texture can't chew on them, disintegrate in like 2 minutes

Plastic straws: 3/10
Taste gross, don't disintegrate, can chew on them but it gets hard to drink from them when you do

Metal straws: 6/10
Taste ok, nice texture, can't chew on them

Rubber straws: 100/10
Taste ok, can chew on them and can still drink from them after, fun to bend

Swirly straws: 10/10
Even though you can't chew on them it's still fun to watch the drink flow up the straw

Let me know is I missed any >:)