So today at school I was telling my friend how I got stung on the tip of the nose by a hornet. The guy sitting next to us told us how he got stung in the butt by a couple of hornets one time because he sat on them. But the way he said it was weird as hell. He said “I like literally got f^cked in the a$$.” ………I looked at him and said “so they were g@y?” And both me and my friend broke down laughing.