So at lunch they handed out flyers for some random thing (shh i have 4 in my pocket rn)
and me and my friend were fooling around and saying my other friend's full name and mother (squarehead' mother basically) and he turned and looked eventually and it was funny cuz we weren't ready

Anyway main thing i wanted to say was those fliers I am now going to write "burn the rich and feed the poor on the back" because that is now our cause as some twisted robin hood
We are spreading

Oh yeah and Ima get a captain underpants book and call it "the holy scriptures" because we were saying that

Because every cause needs a religion apparently
idk it's like every shred of sanity we had always evaporates by the end of lunch and it's halarious