【分享沙雕】三次元里的沙雕事
班长用一个奇怪的语气说话
我想起了《卧春》(六七年前看到的梗)
黯梅幽闻花,卧枝伤恨底。
遥闻卧似水,易透达春绿。
岸似绿,岸似透绿,岸似透黛绿(你念出来试试)
班长看后想起了把和平战争建立翻译成英文(peace war found,谐音屁是我放的)
当天晚自习
我改成peace were found
同桌:哈哈哈哈哈
我好像真闻到一股屁味
我:pea bush were found
同桌:哈哈哈哈哈
同桌:peace knee found(给另一个人看)
另一个人:pea yell bush were found
(三人:哈哈哈哈哈)
晚上同桌发了说说
有个同学没看懂→_→
我给了解释
我:So,peace she found?
她:Piece go found
昨天又搞出了
pea those knee found
pea then bush were found
pea this knee found
pea door dish she found
(这几个打乱顺序就是个脑残对话hhhh)
我想起了《卧春》(六七年前看到的梗)
黯梅幽闻花,卧枝伤恨底。
遥闻卧似水,易透达春绿。
岸似绿,岸似透绿,岸似透黛绿(你念出来试试)
班长看后想起了把和平战争建立翻译成英文(peace war found,谐音屁是我放的)
当天晚自习
我改成peace were found
同桌:哈哈哈哈哈
我好像真闻到一股屁味
我:pea bush were found
同桌:哈哈哈哈哈
同桌:peace knee found(给另一个人看)
另一个人:pea yell bush were found
(三人:哈哈哈哈哈)
晚上同桌发了说说
有个同学没看懂→_→
我给了解释
我:So,peace she found?
她:Piece go found
昨天又搞出了
pea those knee found
pea then bush were found
pea this knee found
pea door dish she found
(这几个打乱顺序就是个脑残对话hhhh)