HOW AMUSING!
ik ik, all of you have been making fun of it,
but yes I am aware that it is obvious in my typing style that I have an Australian accent
enough of that
FRIENDS CAREER OPTIONS
1) interior decorator
2)homicide detective
3)neonatal nurse

now all these are good and all, but I think that I can spice them up a bit

Instead of being an interior decorator, how about, u just become the
1) INTERIOR DECOR

homicide detective? even more fun, the
2) HOMOCIDAL DETECTIVE

and finally, dafuqs a neonatal nurse? no no, let's just leave it as
3) NEO-NAZI NURSE

there was another but i forgot what it was
what do u want to be?