Alr Flameteeth asked to me roast their art so here we go—
(Disclaimer: I don’t have anything against Flameteeth so don’t go on attacking me or them—)


1. BRO THIS AINT A PIGLIN BRUTE—💀💀💀THIS IS A DOLLAR STORE PIG HALLOWEEN COSTUME first of all, why does his abs look like that😭💀 thats literally the crustiest abs shading ever 💀— and second of all, im pretty sure thats the wrong colour for piglin brutes—

2. NOOOO NO NO WHY IS HE RADIOACTIVE— 💀💀Like why did u choose light blue for the line art it looks crusty asf— also those aren’t his horns bruh😭💀— he just put a stick between his hair to make it look like a horn 💀💀 also the hair is like in the most horrific shade of pink ever eww—🤢💀💀 like i mean u could’ve used to the pink for something else rather the hair—

3. NOOOO IS HIS HAIR LIKE RADIOACTIVE OR SOMETHING??? 😭💀💀😭💀LIKE U CHOSE THE MOST HORRIFIC SHADE OF GREEN FOR HIS HAIR—💀💀💀 Also why do his arms look like dried up celery sticks💀💀 those arms look like they’re so easy to break—

Alr done—
Sorry if i couldn’t write much long roasts r just not coming out of my mind rn—