Me: *makes a facebook account for Gary (dun ask yyy) and then makes Gary friend my FB account*
~a day later~
Mom: Who in the world is Gary Eggson...?
Me: Uhhh. He's my fictional goose, character, thing...
Mom: Oh. That's weird.
~few minutes later~
Mom: You should put "In a relationship with Gary"! It would be hilarious! xD
Me: Ewww! That would be gross!
Mom: Why??
Me: Cuz I consider all my characters as living/breathing people. And Gary is not the one I would ever want to date...I have put him in the "friend zone"
Mom: That doesn't make any sense. õ_0
Me: LOL
(Gary Eggson is a Canada Goose who is like the annoying older brother I've never had. had
This is not a good drawing of him, but I'll give it a 6.3 outta 10)