1. I lie too much .-.
2. Smooooooothhh
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*at a dim sum restaurant that has a huge variety of tea choices that totally doesn’t remind me of you know who*
Both Mom and I- *talking about nonsense*
Both- *starts eating*
Tiny- Oh yea, mom
Mom- Yes?
Tiny- Do you accept gay ppl?
Mom- Of course! Why?
Tiny- Oh, a few friends of mine are lesbians. Just askin’
Mom- Oh, ok. Wait, ARE YOU GAY?????
Tiny- What? No! (Lie Counter: 1)
Mom- Ok, just checking. So, who are these friends?
Tiny- *insert names*
Mom- Oh, cool.
Both- *starts eating again*
Tiny- Mom?
Mom- Yea?
Tiny- If I were to be GAY(Lie Counter: 2), would you get mad?
Mom- I would, but I mean, if it’s makes you happy, then I’m by your side.
Tiny- So you really aren’t against gay,bisexual,et cetera?
Mom- Look, if it makes them both happy, and they cause no harm, then that’s ok. I’m a very (Iforgottheword) good person. I’m not against the race you are, what religion you’re in, what sex, whatever. Just as long as they’re happy, leave them alone.
Tiny- *nods* Ok.
Mom- *rubs my back and smiles* I’m proud of you, y’know. You’ve become like me. Not your dad.
Tiny- *smiles as well*
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That gave me less of a spook to tell my mom about Echo and I :’0
The only part that worries me is the internet part.