Your future self is watching you right now through memories
Technically, I’ve never lost a fight to a tiger.
We will never truly know what it smells like underwater.
Lego people live in houses made of their own flesh
Anything is edible if you’re prepared to die
Are there any times on a clock that I have never seen?
Gravestones are participation awards
There is a slight chance that this will be the last thing you ever read