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emotions am i right chat
anyways please send dad jokes haha
at this point im deadass coping with among us youtubers

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Zyvra Dragonfyre 3 years ago

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

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Moved accounts 3 years ago

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.
How does a man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally, my high school karate lessons paid off.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it's $1.50. You know why?
Inflation.
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
My wife said I was immature. So I told her to get out of my fort.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.

Hope this helps w ur mood ^^

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voerii (semi ia !) 3 years ago

What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!!! :D

Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square :)))))

All I got rn
Feel better soon!! <33

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Miophys 3 years ago

Why did the orange lose the race?

It ran out of juice

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