*My mom drops me off at the softball field*
Mom: Bye I love you
Mom: Also ur crocs are gay
Me: *Door was already closed by then but opens it* What was that?
Mom: Ur. Crocs. Are. Gay.
Me: Thank you :3
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Then I shut the door and went out to the field :’3
sHeS gAy nOt mE
That’s not true at all xD