Me: Do you have ligma?
Sister: What’s that?
Me: What’s what?
Sister: Whatever you just said!
Me: Ugh, [instert my step sisters name] Do you have ligma?
Step sister: What’s ligma?
Me: LIGMA BALLS
Brother: *laughing his ass off*
Step sister: *gasp* MIKAYLA! THATS BADDDD
Sister: *Is confused* wot?
Me: sHeS tOo yOuNg bOiS
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