Brain: ok this character is going to be straight, right?
Me: right
B: we are not shipping him with anybody right now, right?
M: right
B: you understand you need more straight characters, yes?
M: yep
B: ok, the LGBT characters are starting to outweigh the straight ones and are getting kind of cr-WHAT THE HELL WE AGREED WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
M: but he looks so cute with this boiiii
B: Gooooodddaaaaamniiiiiitttttt