This year
I want
...
TO BE TRULY ACCEPTED BY MY FAMILY FOR WHO I REALLY AM
WWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
CRY CRY CRY
...and... A Nintendo switch. And super mario oddysey.
BETTY
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU
❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
Ok I'm done.
Jeff2kgamer
*snore*...Hrrrmmm? WOAH!!! Sorry, I was asleep. Um... uh... what was I supposed to say again? Oh, yeah! Hi. I’m Jeff2kgamer. My actual name is Jeffrey Johnson, but the profile name is cooler. I draw mainly video game stuff. I’m a huge gamer! And my little avatar buddy, Shadow-Mite Jeff (Smoj for short), helps me decide who gets picked for their fan art to win the Shadow-Mite Jeff award, a high-deeming award for my favorite fan arts!
P.S. you can redraw anything you like that I draw cuz my art kinda sucks.
P.S. you can redraw anything you like that I draw cuz my art kinda sucks.
Genre
- Random
- Any
- My own style
Profile
- Work Place：Myschool,myhouse,anywherewithWiFi
- Gender：Male
Details
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Others
I love my Beatrice!
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computer
The one at home
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What you eat when hungry
Mainly Pastaroni shells and white cheddar pasta
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Favorite music
Video game soundtracks, love songs, dubstep, songs I write
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Favorite color
Blue
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Favorite artwork
Taffee, M.E. Mirrored Echo And Haru artwork
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Favorite animation
The Cartoony kind
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Favorite TV show
Voltron, Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures
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Favorite writer
Shiro Amano
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Things you always carry
My iPad, my iPod Shuffle
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Thing you interested in
Video games, drawing, friends, fandoms
SANS AND PAPYRUS
Capacity
12
hours /
Day
I’m free
Depending on what day it is I may not be
WASSUP SMOJIES
Sorry I haven't talked in a while... I've been depressed... ;-;
Anyways
How are y'all??? I've missed you!
Ever since Jeff's stupid school blocked his iPad and now he can't post (I was like "ex-squeeze me?") , and... And... Ever since... Duette disappeared... NO I WILL NOT CRY
Sorry
Ever since that stuff I've been gone
And I can't do SMJ awards anymore, sadly
But just a reminder: the Contest Of Jeff ends next Friday so good luck!
Had to take some liberties though...
Oh by the way
I HAVE THE CHIPS AND FARREL HAS NO IDEA.
Shhhhhhhhh.....
*eats a chip*
Farrel: HEY!!! WHERE ARE MY CHIPS???
Oh crap. Not again.
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> ARTfuldoger Ackpth bro I'm having second thoughts
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> Jeff2kgamer ...? You aren't trying to keep em'?
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> > .Rick. < ...fine
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F: OI SMOJ GIVE EM' YOU KNO WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME!!
...where did I leave off?
Ah YES. I remember.
Jeff: the rest of it says...
You're the Apple of my eye
You are the perfect guy
In every aspect I have known you excel.
How is it so
That you're so beautiful
You have caught me under your spell.
My little Jeffy
You're important to me
And You give me all that I desire.
And though your family is rough
On you my dear love
Me and my parents hold for you a loving fire.
Just be who you are
Because you are the star
Of my life that rises and shines.
Jeffy you're description of course is
The most handsome and greatest
And sweet, loving guy... AND YOUR MINE!!!
Your beach ball babe,
XOXOXOXOXOXO
Beatrice Lettelton ❤
Betty: did you like it?
Jeff: ... *starts crying* I LOVE IT YOU ARE SO SWEET
*kissing and hugging and crap and crap*
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> Furisuki ~ Tank chu
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Adorable! :'3
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You guys are making me blush
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aw that's adorable!
Its going to be on four pictures And kinda crappy because this phone jeffing SUCKS
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> Anliz That's my strategy A wise choice
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-gets tagged- .... -tags the wall-
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Wowza.
I'm so I really want to do this art meme thing
Can someone send me an empty piece for it or something
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> BlackShadowGTV16 Thank ya I had fun making all that food
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Happy Thanksgiving Jeff!!!
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Here https://nyu.deviantart.com/art/Art-Meme-65808223
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> Jeff2kgamer Thank u
I found some great jokes today
What do you call Santa Claus coming down a burning chimney? Crisp Kringle.
What did the next door kid get for Christmas? My bike.
An honest politician, a kind lawyer, and Santa Claus are walking down the road and see a twenty dollar bill. Who picks it up? Santa, because the other two don't exist.
What nationality is Santa Claus? Polish.
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> M.E. Mirrored Echo North pole
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I don't understand the last one, but other than that, IM DYING OF LAUGHTER!!!
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> Anliz I know they're great
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> Taiyo Maybe you got luckay
Jeff and Betty are talking about thanksgiving and they're laughing at how much food Jeff made and they're just being goofy and adorable
And then Betty says:
"How would you feel if I wrote you a love letter?"
Jeff: ... A letter? Usually I'm the one to write letters but is love that
Betty: ok
So she writes him a letter
And the best day she gives it to him
And he takes it outside to read by the tree
But before he can read it...
A gloved hand is over his mouth and pulls him over the fence
He freaked out and looked over
It was Kelsie Callous.
"Your MINE now you pathetic pretty princess boy!"
And she runs off with him
Then Betty sees her running off
And chases after her
B: GIVE ME BACK MY JEFFY TURD HAIR
K: YOU HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST OBESE-ATRICE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So she chases her all the way to a super market
And Kelsie is about to go into it
When all of a sudden she crashes into a shopping cart
And she drops Jeff
Jeff falls on his face and gets a rock chucked up into his groin
J: YEEAAAOOOWWWW THAT JEFFING HURT LIKE JEFF CRAP
Betty picks him up and cradles him as she's running back home
When they got there she put him on the couch and he was crying
B: it's ok it's ok! I'm here
How bad does it hurt
J: it's bugging me pretty badly but it's starting to go away
B: ok good so it'll be ok?
J: Betty now that you saved me again from Callous it's better than ok
And they kiss and cuddle And hug
And then Jeff gets tired and falls asleep on Betty's stomach
She caresses him and kisses his cheek
Meanwhile back at the super market...
K: DOG FODDER! That stubborn glutton girl keeps ruining my plans! What to do, what to do, what to do...
I absolutely HATE wussy femboys and fatties... Just because of those two...
How do I get that plump pest out of the way and the princess boy under my control... I must have control over all those who do not guy the society standards...
...I know. I'll get a group to do it! I'll just create an army of robots and machines to do my bidding to get them...
You two are in for it now...
Heh heh heh...
Back at the house a while later...
B: whats wrong? Why are you crying baby boo?
J: *sobbing and crying* I... I lost it, Betty... The letter...
B: Oh don't worry I grabbed it before we left and it's in my pocket
J: *gasp* OH YES YES YES YOU SAVED IT THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU
I'm glad your my beachball babe
B: open it Jeffy! I wrote it for u... ❤*winks at him*
Jeff opens the letter
J: it says "To my beautiful Jeffy..."
the test of it says--
The end.
CLIFF HANGER
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Ughhh why cliff hangerrs :''3
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NOT A CLIFFHANGER
I have decided I'm officially addicted to this Dynamite Headdy game that I'm the only one who knows what it is
So Jeff and Betty were dancing in their cross dress outfits and then Betty’s parents come in (they love Jeff and think he’s great) and think it’s cute
But then Jeff’s parents found out and they thought it was weird and gross
Then the parents had a big fight
It ended with Jeff and Betty running away to the tree in her backyard
And then they made out in the outfits and they went back to Betty’s house and the fight was over and Jeff’s parents left cuz they were mad
And then Betty’s mom and dad tell Jeff they love him and Betty for who they are
Then group hug and the mom and dad kiss and Jeff and Betty kiss
(Betty’s parents are both really skinny which is ironic cuz Betty is really chunky
But they ar proud of her for her owning her size :)
)
And then everyone was happy and
The end
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> M.E. Mirrored Echo A BETTY PLUSHIE YAS
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> M.E. Mirrored Echo Yes
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> TitaniumPegasus Lol
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> Jeff2kgamer Nuuuu!!!! No sadness allowed in this Jeff! No way! *Grabs Betty plushie* There. Happy?
What is this "art meme" I keep hearing about?
(BTW... JEFFREYTALE WILL BE POSTED NEXT WEEK ON DA 1ST!!! YOY!!!! And the contest of Jeff ends the same day)
So I have a game for the Xbox 360 called Sega genesis collection and that's basically a collection of old games from the 1900's era
And my top two favorites are Dynamite Headdy and Ristar to play (though I heard Ristar is now sadly a foot fetish joke... What the Jeff. IT IS SUCH A GOOD GAME WHO WOYLD RUIN IT WITH A FOOT FETISH)
But Dynamite Headdy is my all time favorite
It's actually considered the best game for the genesis
And one of my favorite things of all time
It's basically a game about a puppet show
And Headdy is the main puppet
An evil long named dark demon takes over his world and wants to control society of which puppets are worthy and which ones will be incinerated. Headdy escapes and flees and embarks on a quest to stop him
Dark Demon's right hand man, a cat looking puppet named Trouble Bruin, chases him and the two fight all the time
It's so legit for an older game
I LOVE IT SO MUCH
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ts just a stupid deviant art picture
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ts just a stupid deviant art picture
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you ruined ristar thanks a lot idiot
So I did some drawing today and I drew the old Sega character Headdy from the game Dynamite Headdy
I'll post it later
Am I the only person that knows what that is?
Cuz now its like one of my favorite games to play and I think Headdy is adorable
My school blocked remind
It was a bust
But feel free to email me at
jeff2kgamer@gmail.com
Sorry about that
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> M.E. Mirrored Echo Yes They suck
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Wow. Your school just ABSOLUTELY. POSITIVELY. SUPCALAFRAGILISTICEXPIALSDOCIOUSLY HATES YOU. That is sad. ;-;
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O
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¿Tu tienes gmail? Por que no me dices eso. ¡Vamos a contactarnos!
I found a way to keep in touch with y'all more
It's a little bit stupid but IT ISNT BLOCKED
Ok so there's this website called remind
It's supposed to be for teachers
BUT IT CAN BE USED AS A CHAT ROOM AND YOU CAN SEND PICS AND GIFS!
so I created a "class".
Here's three ways how to join:
1) use the link
remind.com/join/smojette
2) text @smojettte to the number 81010
3) give me your email adresses or phone numbers and I can type them in to add you
You don't have to but this is the only other way I CAN communicate with y'all
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> Jeff2kgamer I still don't trust u enough for that,im still not gunna do it :V
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My school uses Remind.
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That's good How did the site get blocked anyway?
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OH OH BY THE WAY THIS IS ALSO A WAY TO TALK TO ROCKIT YYYYAAAAAASSSSS
HE DID TORIEL AND PAPSY BOYY
HIS NEXT PROJECT IS ME AND BETTY IN OUR CROSSDRESS OUTFITS
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> M.E. Mirrored Echo RIGHT???
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dam. dat cool
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> 🌈rainbowsrnoice🌈 Oh I forgot about that Take your time rainbow (urgh Jeff stop saying it flirty) I learned my lesson on impatience after I shoved my crap up Rose's nose about her drawing for me
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This is kewl I know I said I was going to be dun with da pic last week But I'll at least try to get It Finished I Dont Know When But I Know It Will Be Before Dec 1st
1) I drew a pirate Lord for my friend who is asking for artists and that was the test piece
2) um... Another friend drew Beatrice...
It honestly made me cringe and have me weird vibes, but what do you guys think...?
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> M.E. Mirrored Echo Yeah when I saw it I was like "urm..."
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> TitaniumPegasus Not really
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I can see how the bottom one freaked you out but they're both great!!!~
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Is it a vector art program that your friend used?
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE DANCE IM SUPPOSED TO GO TO IS IN A FREAKING WEEK
AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHNHH
HELP MAY I AM HYPERVENTILATING
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> 🌈rainbowsrnoice🌈 I pretty much never leave the house But when i do leave the house is when i REALLY dont want too ;^;
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> Friiee O//.//O
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> M.E. Mirrored Echo Yep I was actually the preferred guy back when I was young like y'all
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UWA!!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DANCED! I can't. ;-;
Betty: *watching the captain underpants movie* oh yes this is the best movie
Where's Jeff... He luvs dis movie too much to not watch it
*TV switches to another channel*
*Kelsie Vin Callous appears on screen*
Kelsie: HAHAHAHAHA!!! WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISNT OBESE-ATRICE! My old nemesis. I have stolen all the city's supply of water and plan to use it to flood the town. If you value this city, try to stop me. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*TV shuts off*
Betty: ...oh crap I gotta stop her... Again... She's always causing trouble...
*runs to the site of danger*
*Kelsie is there looking confused*
Kelsie: how on earth did you get here so fast?
Betty: I ran
Just cuz I'm fat doesn't mean I'm out of shape
I have metabolic syndrome you know that's why I'm always fat
So... You plan on flooding the city? Not today, green-turd-hair.
Kelsie: HEY! YOU WATCH UR MOUTH I WORKED HARD ON DYING MY FRONT BANGS GREEN AND MAKING THEM STICK UP! The perfect villainess look just for our battles. Show some respect.
Betty: eh whateva turd-hair get out of here. *kicks her then punches her and knocks her out cold*
Kelsie: ugh...
Betty: time to turn off this water stealing machine *breaks the machine Kelsie built to steal water*
*Betty then wakes up on couch*
*Jeff is asleep on her stomach*
Betty: wha-- huh-- oh. It was just a dream, I guess... Aww Jeffy's asleep on me
He must have been giving me a tummy rub in my sleep or something while he was awake
Kelsie: *appears behind couch*
A dream...
OR WAS IT???
The end
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> M.E. Mirrored Echo Oh yee
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> BlackShadowGTV16 Betty: yes I am totally fat
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OH DAM
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Betty you are not fat.
Lemme check MediBang on my iPad-- oh right. It's blocked. Oh well
*waits until phone is available and everybody is gone*
Did they post that art they promised me yet? Oh no they didn't
Oh well they're probably working on it still
Hmm lemme see if I got a message
Nope
Well a Lot of peeps updated their MySpace
Oh but none of it is drawings for me I've been waiting for
Oh well Whatever I shouldn't be impatient
I'm so bored so I'll just post a story about me and Betty for the billionth time even though they're sick of it
SON OF A JEFF
My online life sucks
;-;
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> Jeff2kgamer You mean Kanga-rude? If so then, Ye. He kinda flipped me off through text until he said "JK, lol that's funny."
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> M.E. Mirrored Echo I need to meet him Did he enjoy my jokes?
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> Jeff2kgamer Reference to the fact that I tell Kanga, "Like my art. Or I kill chu." We're besties irl, it's fine if I say that to him. -3-
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> M.E. Mirrored Echo But Echo I like ur art too
I wuz bored so here.
Jeff: *drawing a picture of him in a blue dress* hmm hmm hmm... Blue high heels?
Betty: *sneaks up behind him* HI JEFFY WUT R U DOING!?!?
Jeff: WWWWAAAAUUGGGHHH *jumps up, surprised* NOTHING
Betty: r u drawing u in a dress
Jeff: nnoooooo...
Betty: aww u look so cute in it
Jeff: *blush* u really like it?
Betty: YAS it's adorable imma get a pink tuxedo and a pink fedora to wear and u can dance with me in that blue dress
Jeff: SSSQQQQUUUEEEEEEEE I FINALLY GIT TO WEAR A DRESS AGAIN FOR THE SECOND TIME IN MY LIFE I ONLY GOT TO DEW IT ONCE
Later
*Betty and Jeff are romantically dancing in their outfits*
Jeff: we are dancing to "lost in your eyes" by Debbie Gibson my dab
Betty: wanna hear my fav?
Jeff: sure
*Betty turns on "all about that bass" by Megan Trainor(? I think?)*
Betty: YOU KNOW IM ALL ABOUT DAT BASS BOUT DAT BASS *very wide hip sways and booty slaps*
Jeff: *huge blush* um I need ta use da bafroom or something cuz ur too hawt for may to handle right now
Betty: oh sorry Jeffy I forgot u don't really like sexualized stuff
Jeff: it's ok Betty ur killin those slaps
Betty: YEAS I AM THO*picks up Jeff and kisses him* and u can be the one to see my BOOTY-ful dance moves. Hahaha
Jeff: HAHAHA I love u and ur puns
Betty: I love u more
*excessive makeout session*
Da end
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Soo cute *♡*
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> TitaniumPegasus OH OH I UNDERSTAND NOW It might be IDK
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> M.E. Mirrored Echo *blush* geh heh heh
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*CATCALLS* YOU GET HIM GURL!
I was just making my signature Jeff-made oven baked Mac and cheese and I think I may have caused an unpleasant smell from maybe burning the bread crumb topping
This is that moment scientists refer to as...
...oops
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> M.E. Mirrored Echo I mean it's my profile pic, right? It's like my prize posession
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> M.E. Mirrored Echo Except drawing. Ur exceptionally outstanding
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> Taiyo Yah mine ist legit Not to brag
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Me, every day, doing anything...
It's Farrel and Smoj being themselves, bickering as usual
It's just that this pixel art is ssssoooooo cute!!!
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> TitaniumPegasus Something like that
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Are you going to mod undertale or something?
Ever tried to eat a cheesburger with a braut inside stuffed with potatoe chips and a ton of other crap inside it? And then down it with red cream soda?
Blech
I can't eat that much I guess
I'm going to leave the eating to Beatrice for a while
I'm done with food for now
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> Creektehgato I probably wouldnt either, Just the sound of that makes me feel sick.. ×.× Im fine with just subway and soda for now x3
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> Creektehgato I guess I feel a little sick. And why wouldn't I make a random post?
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well then this was a very random post but no I have not tried and probably will not in the near future or ever that sounds awful though are you okay?
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> M.E. Mirrored Echo ....
Jeff: *crying on the couch*
Betty: *walks up to Jeff and picks him up and cradles him, swaying him in her arms*
What's wrong, baby?
Jeff: they took away MediBang Betty... It's blocked and now I can't draw or talk to my friends
Betty: awww Jeffy don't worry u can still use da phone
Jeff: but wut about my drawings
Betty: you've done a Lot more than you think so I think you have a really impressive gallery and you can still draw on notability and post on MySpace
Jeff: *sniff* ok... I just need something big and squishy to lay against
Betty: well a big squishy girl is holding you just use me
Jeff: ok *calms down a little, closes eyes and then sits up in her arms* wait what happened to all my homemade Mac and cheese
Betty: oh that well...
ITS IN MY BIG FAT BELLY NOW HA HA HA*slaps stomach*
Jeff: heh if u keep eating my stuff wut do I eat
Betty: you can eat my love *kisses Jeff all over his face*
Jeff: HA HA ok I love you Betty
Betty: I luv u too my cute chef Jeff
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E e e e totemo kawai ne! ! ! !
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awe :')
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> Friiee Agreed ^_^
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Awww ♥
I drew a thing for Jeffreytale but if you wanna WAIT then ur butt needs ta leave
Omega bloomer battle
As scary as omega flowey
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> Jeff2kgamer Because I can.
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> M.E. Mirrored Echo Why are you broken and speaking japanese
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Seibo wa,
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The meme monster
I'm keeping an album of u guys drawings to remember chu when I am unavailable
More from Rockit
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> Banana Cat IKR
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DAMN ROCKITS SO GOOD AT THESE
YEAS IT WORKED
FROM ROCKIT
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> 🌈rainbowsrnoice🌈 No it's just pixel art
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Are these skins?
The Photo take thing aint working with the phone
Rock it did make this thing for me tho
Oh well
> 🌈rainbowsrnoice🌈 (jump up superstar from super mario Oddysey)
> 🌈rainbowsrnoice🌈 Sing it with me rainbow 🎶 because you're my super star No matter where you are I'll be your 1up girl Oddysey yes-see Oddysey yes-see Oddysey yes-see Oddysey yes-see Oddysey yes-see 🎶
> TitaniumPegasus No I want a Nintendo switch and Mario oddysey
> TitaniumPegasus Pffffttt that was pretty good man High five