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I'm going to the dance tomorrow

HELP MAY

I NEED TO SQUEEZE SOMETHING

IM NOT READY IVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE

AND I DONT WANNA MAKE HER LIKE-LIKE ME BECAUSE I DONT LIKE-LIKE ANYBODY

HHHEEEEEELLLLPPPPP MMMEEEEEEE

...ok imma go cuddle on the couch with Betty now and play video games with her and lie on her stomach and crap like dat

She says I shouldn't worry about it and it'll be fine

I dunno i should probably take her word for it

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  • *blush*

  • I just say stuff like that to sound adorable

  • Betty is a made up character because no-one would really love me

  • Nononono

another story cuz 'twas requested

So it's getting close to Christmas and Betty is excited because she wanted to take Jeff out to go shopping for stuff and she thought it was gonna be fun
"Come on Jeffy let's go"
"AW YEAZ WE'RE GOIN TA JC PENNY'S"
And they went there and then when they walked inside there was a huge commotion going on
They looked confused for a while and then shrugged and kept going
Then a random dude yelled to some one else across the hall
"Hurry up man we're gonna miss the big blowout sale at hot topic!"
Then they both for excited after they over heard the dude
"HOT TOPIC BLOWOUT SALE??? BETTY WE GOTTA GO CHECK IT OUT"
"YYYEEEEAAASSSSSS UNDERTALE AND KINGDOM HEARTS AND THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU MERCH CRAP LET'S-A-GO"

So they freaked out for a while
Until they finally got a hold of themselves and they went inside

And then they started looking around
But then the shelves were full of little robot-looking dolls that the people were buying like crazy

It was the only thing they wanted to but which was weird because it wasn't even that cute

Then Jeff looks at the receptionist at the counter...

"...B-Betty..."
"Yes?"
"It's... It's...
*whisper* Kelsie Callous..."

Yep
There she was
Mrs. Long nose herself was smirking at the counter
"Heh heh... Soon I'll make a killing off those Endocrine emitting robots..."
Apparently she made the dolls give off Endocrine so the people would be gratified by them and but them by the dozen so she could get rich.
Then Betty whispered into Jeff's eat
"Ok here's the plan. You pretend to want to buy one and while she's distracted I'll turn off the power. Then we pitch all the dolls in the dark and high-tail them out of here into the furnace across the mall."
So Jeff grabs a doll
And starts acting goofy
And while Kelsie looks confused because he looks familiar the lights go off
And everyone starts FREAKING out
And then they get a shopping cart And put all the dolls in there and ran
...with Kelsie right behind them
When they looked back she was holding a little blaster gun
"Oh My Jeff! We GOTTA GO FASTER JEFFY!!!"
And then they crashed into a pillar in the middle of nowhere and the dolls all went flying

And the hit the floor And all broke and the Endocrine filled up the entire mall
That's when they decided to leave before they got trampled

Kelsie however was not so lucky.
"*step* OUCH WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING*trample* AUGH! I HATE THAT OBESE-ATRICE!!! *clobber*

Later that day...

They were at home watching "Santa Claus is comin' to town" (which is my favorite movie about him of all time) and Jeff had a question

"How come the Endocrine didn't affect us?"

"Well... It's probably because we're already happy. I have the world's most precious Jeffy... And you have the world's biggest fattest Betty. Ha ha!" *wink*

"*blush* actually I was going to assume most precious and most beautiful but I guess if That's what you th--"

"Jeffy shut up and kiss me already baby cakes"

And he did

The end

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  • > M.E. Mirrored Echo O//U//O

  • YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

  • dude done

a few things i want to say

The Contest Of Jeff ends tomorrow at 9:00 P.M.
...because that's when my Wi-Fi gets turned off

Also I walked past a box on the kitchen counter
And it looked kinda open but I didn't touch it
And my Mom was like "did you do something with the box?"
"No I didn't even know it was there"
"Oh. Well, You better not be snooping"
I THINK I FIGURED OUT WHAT IS IN THE BOX
YYYYEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

One more thing
Should I write a Christmas love story about you know who two characters?


I believe in Steve,
--Jeff

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  • > M.E. Mirrored Echo I think it's a Switch And ok then I will!

  • Woah, what do you think is in it? And YES. DRAW IT. WRITE IT. AND I WILL THINK OF IT WHILE I SLEEP.

  • > Jeff2kgamer Lol I get it

  • > 🌈rainbowsrnoice🌈 Well from the size of it Lets just say My attitude had SWITCHED dispositions.

another Christmas drawing

Its Farrel and Smoj!

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  • > M.E. Mirrored Echo Pfffttt That's so true tho

  • My 3rd-period teacher: *Plays Here comes Santa Clause* Me: Why are you playing that? -_- Him: Because it's almost Christmas!!!! Me: It's November 28th. Him: It's the Christmas Spirit!!! Me: So? Him: You know what you are? A humbug. Me: Well, I'm SORRY if I'm only in the Christmas Spirit when it's ACTUALLY DECEMBER. ... *Internally Screaming* I love this. It reminded me of him.

  • > Banana Cat Tank ya

  • This is adorable!!

some jokes i heard

Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken.

What smells the most in a chimney during Christmas?
Santa's nose.

How many teachers does it take to break the ice?
None, that's what students are for.

What's the biggest pencil in the world?
Pennsylvania.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks.

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  • > Anliz Yeah That ones my favorite

  • > M.E. Mirrored Echo HA I LOVE IT

  • sweet jokes xD I like the Pennsylvania one

  • How do you make a handkerchief dance? Put a little boogie in it. A teacher told me that one today. ....

I CREATED A NEW WORD!!!

I forgot to tell you guys!!!

So You know that feeling when you're eating something thick and/or sugary like frosting or bananas or something
And it makes your throat all scratchy feeling and weird and you need to drink something?

How would you describe it?
Well the word is... Ready for it?

... Garonckally. Pronounced Gronklee.

I KNOW ITS PERFECT

like the other day I tried butterscotch pie
It was good but it was also really garonckally...

I think it's perfect for that description

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  • > 🌈rainbowsrnoice🌈 TEEN TITANS

  • Star fire is that u?

about Kelsie Callous

I haven't really talked much about the villainess much have I? We'll here's a run down of her personality:

Real name: Kelsie Harriett Landers
Self deemed name: Kelsie Vin Callous
Back story:
As a child both parents became continuously financially deprived due to traumatic experiences with being sued for ridiculous things, eventually resulting in the family becoming homeless. They resorted to living in a junk yard, teaching themselves to build vehicles and other mechanical things out of pure scrap. At one point her father was killed by a falling piece of debris. Her mother was pregnant then as well, but they lacked the money to lay for medical services, so she died of childbirth and the baby also died shortly.
Kelsie was left alone and went insane, vowing to avenge her family and enslave the people for sueing her family, and renamed herself. Using her knowledge of machinery her family taught themselves, she converted the junkyard into a mechanical fortress. She then constricted a vinyl dress with combative features built in. She made an army of robots to carry our her commands.

Facial features: black hair with a green tip on her bangs sticking up and curling outward, a small beauty Mark next to her mouth, purple eyes due to installment of micro-electronic power giving chips, shorter than average height, usually wears her orange combat dress and red high heels, considerably attractive on a decent level

Likes: exercising, building robots and machines, cheese popcorn, roller skating, kidnapping Jeff just to make Beatrice mad, talking to herself

Dislikes: Beatrice (they met when Kelsie attempted to destroy a power plant and she arrived, hearing the commotion, and beat her up and stopped her), Jeff (she thinks his feminism is annoying), rotten socks, oranges, malfunctioning robots, broken zippers, walking on ice, people making fun of her hair

Little known fact: Kelsie enjoys watching Loony toons



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  • > Banana Cat I had to think of one that made sense LOONEY TOONS

  • This is a good back story btw

  • Good ol Looney Toons

  • > *.º ROSE WATER .*º Tank ya! Took me a while to come up with a gud one