so
my school has crossing guards because.... uhh.....
you know...

anyways i was walking across the road and one of the crossing guards was wearing THIS FUCKING HAT
but there was a twist
IT WAS MADE OF FUCKING PLASTIC *WHEEEEEEEEEEZE*
THIS WOMAN
HAD A FUCKING P L A S T I C ASS HAT IN PUBLIC
WITH THE FUCKIN CROSSING GUARD YELLOWISH GREEN VEST AND THE PLASTIC LOOKING ASS HAT BITCH YOU BETTER GIT SOME OTHER STUFF TO WEAR ***WHEEZES QUIETLY TO THE POINT WHERE IM LITERALLY OUT OF BREATH***